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This department w from newspapers, m f expression, JUDGE } fide nature of the “ break 's or books Th Bad Bre tributors to thi artment. This Era of Progress—Albert Kahr, ' THREE years old. 0.6 Audubon Street, ‘ was fined $25 for driving his machine ata ' speed of thirty miles an hour in East Avenue.— Rochesier (N.¥.) Democrat and te. Chronicle, Ill-fitting?—* Kayser’s” Italian sick Underwear.—<Ad. in Virginian-Pilot ( Nor- folk, Va.) Running Down His Ability—The car was driven, it is said, by Dr. Robert Rolinski, 400 South Jackson Street, the wheels of the car passing over his body.— Wilmington (Del.) Every Exening. Rash Promise—Mr. Murphy running for alderman four years ago promised the people of the ward if elected that he would get a PUBLIC BATH.—Albany (NV. ¥.) Times Union. | The Worker's Zeal—Over jratovs to work while nursing a heavy cold, has placed Chas. Enwall, the under the doctor's care for several days.— Hastings (Nebr.) Tribune. All the Comforts of Home—Wanted —Young lady roommate to occupy nicely furnished front room, with freshman.— Daily Illini (University of Illinois). Coupling Business with Pleasure— Roy Currier went up to Fort Dodge last Thursday TO SPEND THE DAY BETWEEN TRAINS, attending a telephone meeting at that place.—Dayton (Iowa) Review. The Terror of Uncertainty — Whether the man drowned when his machine dropped or rose from the surface of the water and flew away is not known. —N. Y. Telegram. The Dollar's Power—One of the most remarkable and shameful features of the election in Massachusetts is that Boston gave a plurality against Gov- | ernor Coolidge of $4,892.—Spartanburg (S..C.) Journal. a regular feature of JUDGE. ud all readers are inal clippin, as “Bad Breaks" are desired by JUDGE. riment. We beg the patience of our readers who: n print but a few of these cach week $1 each for ntribute. For th We will pe invited to cce plable * Bad Breaks most amusing error of the types or a twisted ith its source indicated in each instance, must be sent in to show the bona te cdippea ” rejected will be returned to senders unless postage is inclosed, and none already published No * Bad Breaks” in * Bad Brea Tripping Melody—Ukeleles are the answer. They can solve the problem of 2,500 men and about twenty women. Who has a ukelele that wants to go to Staten Island?—.V. ¥. World. A Room-to-Room Honeymoon— The happy couple will be at home to their friends after a short wedding trip at the home of the bride’s parents.—Clayton (Mo.) Argus. A Plurality Party—The house was decorated to suit the event, and upwards of thirty persons were entertained, among them being employees and wives of Mr. Thompson.—A antic City (.V. J.) Press. The High Standard of Eats—Mr. and Mrs. Alex Mathews are happy over the arrival of a baby at their home. It beats tomatoes.—Ocala (Fla.) Banner. Weighty Nudity—Heravy UNDRESSED kip. Lost Saturday at or near court- house. Please return to Fred Terry. Wenatchee (Wash.) World. The Girls Don’t Think So—Prince Edward displayed genuine enthusiasm over his visit to the United States. He talked with the same boyish charm and lack of AFFECTION that has made so many friends for him here in Washington.— Boston (Mass.) Herald. This Week’s Prize “Break” Contributed by C. Netson Wurte Salt Lake City, Utah Relieving the H. C. of L. “Evans then conducted the sTupENTs to the beef-killing room where TWE E WERE SLAUGHTERED.—Ogden (Utah) Examiner. advertisements will hereafter be considered for publication in this been accepted for publication The editor of * Bad Breaks” cannot enter into correspondence with con We have some 2,000 para- The Candid Reporter—Carbonda —The marriace of John Maxwell, re tired Delaware and Hudson railroad en- gineer, was held from his late home on Park § yesterday, many relatives tending. At 2 o'clock services were conducted over the remains by Rev. Charles Lee—Scranton (Pa.) Times. After the Big Rainfall?—In the next play he punted the ball to Bell, who ran back to midfield before he was DROWNED — New York Mail. Why Authors Are Not Afflicted— Parties afflicted with rheumatism can get RELIEF BY WRITING. H. F. Brown, 237 Griswold St., Detroit, Mich.— Detroit Free Press. “Those Arcadian Scenes'*—Men— 2, to work with hogs; Arcady Farm, Lake Forest, Ill.—Clarksburg (W. Va.) Tele- gram, How Long Would a Full Eclipse Take?—The moon was in partial eclipse for an hour and a half, from 6 o'clock to 7 o'clock.—Charleston (S. C.) News and Courier. A Sputtering Quili—Her handwrit- ing, when a girl, of which she has many specimen: s done with a ffl7fii2fil7l* ?&&ZZE: *ZZZ7fi*th*fh quill, and is so fine and perfect it might be taken for steel engraving.—Albany (N. Y.) Times Union. Words That Leap—Charmian was tensing her tps for a spring as the in- truder crept toward the door.—Detective Story Magazine. How They Dressed Their Parts— St. George stood at one side with Paul Riel under his arm; the boy was splen- didly handsome in white silk—heav sarong silk as thick as velvet. But St. George wore a troubled frown.—Decem- ber “Blue Book.” comichooks.com