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|DG# December 13, 1919 | The Insurgent Reactionary Howarp Dietz “s I'm sick of every movement. ln Ten Minutes You Can And as for me, Society Can cancel all improvement. q 7 ; I'm not for this: I'm not for that; Complete Your Christmas Shopping sme aly v my rations, ] F you have been wondering what to send y And I'm not for a tariff or . ‘ol te The Wilson League of Nations. more patos relatives you can stop on for Leslie's I!lustrated Weekly | the best Christmas gift imaginable, but it also renews the Christmas the year 'M sore on all this modern stuff, | | | | spirit $2 tim will not wave a A group of weird f: do not care to stir the air With verbal acrot will not stand for Gompers and Stree: His awful Fliv. of Labor, 7 Yo matter what is in the pot For Plumber Jones, my neighbor. _— i=) will not stand for anything, even stand corrected. = On every Cause Til ay my paws }4] we are entering one years subscription to | | i LESLIE’S | ) | Pie to be sent you, have its soul dissected. ions, leagues, : There's nothing makes me sicker. ne I only wish that Prohibish ‘di Would feel the fate of Liquor. They're arguing on every hand, NE Each party has its backers; On every street the causers meet i i ? addre/f- | To knock their vile attackers. “Tay Why is it that there’s so much noise . Bi In bringing on Improvement? i f LESLIE JUDGE CO - 828Vouk Us They rave and storm—/ think I'll form ck An AntieMovement movement. a In t Ye : § N | = Reducing a Husband By Watter C. Beaver \ The illustration cannot reproduce the beautiful colored Christ- WEIGH 275 pounds and am a fat man. No, joo mas Card which will be sent to each recipient of your gift. you need not console me and say I carry it | | aes BETTER HURRY. 1 well, Tam fat: God knows it, I know it, my WEEKLY = \ Ls SCTE NOW, So that we will receive your order in time to start with the neighbors know it, and my wife hates it. She 225 Filth Ave, ‘N 20th issue which we will include together with the i four different kinds of patent ) ‘ete N t Dee. 27th in your order for the subscription oN for next year. | oN LESLIE’S WEEKLY big as chestnuts. After I get up, my wife lies “XN aan PiiivAss: Saw Sous | } in bed and counts while I take my gymnastic 2a setteeee settee nn exercises: “One, two, three, four, five, six—' l all the way up to a hundred. On the odd num- bers I bend down and touch the floor without bending my knees, on the even ones I stand on a " x z 2 " z z E: unas my toes and touch the ceiling. = = ae Ee ees dee thee Eats eee OF Rot | me to a scales and weighs me. Recently 1 | Out Of The Ordinary of dry toast, after which she serves me two gained two pounds, so for a week she omitted Smith—Have any luck on your hunting trip? more cups of hot water. Every week she takes | the Piece of dry toast from my breakfast and | Joncs—Great—didn't get shot once served the four cups of hot water all at the | — same time. For evening dinner she serves me a soda cracker and seven teaspoonfuls table soup, half a baked potato, half a s bread, and a whole slice from a small tomato. HIS amusing pic- At noon I eat lunch down town. Generally I ture, in full colors, have a whole chicken or double order of fried makes me take ‘ medicines to reduce my weight, three of which are bitter liqu while the fourth is pills as 9x12, mounted on a veal, mashed po! fried sweet potatoes, a heavy mat, ready for dozen fried oysters, two glasses of milk and | ) the frame, will be sent two pieces of chocolate pie. postpaid for twenty- . “War Babies" Samad five cents. “One aul Fixed 7 ne would think you went motoring every day of your life, girlie.” “ there’s nothing more impressive than a motor veil.” JUDGE ART PRINT DEPARTMENT 225 Filth Avenue, New York City “What h. “Gasolir ¢ you in that atomize mM comichooksxeoli)