Judge — December 6, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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THE BEVERAGE Americas Coreal Boverage Rome was not built in a day ZNSE but Bevo's popularity bo- came countrywide in three months because of fivo yoars prepar-~ ation in perfecting the boverage. Serve it cold Sott everyubore= Families supplied by grocor.drudqist and dealer. Visstors are invited fo inspect our plant~ ANHEUSER-BUSCH ST.Lours. The Surrender of Gloriana By Katuerine Nectey LORIANA thought she would give the world and all there was in it for a beau- ful complexion. She tried every kind of toilet soap, often laying 50c a cake besides the war tax. She experimented with all the cold creams, lansing, vanishing and massage. She steamed her face, massaged it and rubbed © over it. She consulted a physician. He gave her some- hing to clear her blood and put her on a diet, insisting mainly of milk and a toothpick. Still she had a sallow skin, freckles, itches and pimples. Then she met Mabel. Mabel had a complexion like peaches and ‘cam. Gloriana cultivated her, hoping she might arn her secret. On a Saturday night, they ate together at a feteria. Gloriana had wafers and milk ac- brding to her diet. Mabel had vegetable soup, er and onions, fried potatoes, lima beans, corn the cob, combination salad, strawberry short ke, cantaloupe with ice cream and two cups coffee. Then they went to a movie and Mabel ate hocolates and salted almonds through the whole formance, After the show, they went to an ice cream par- ir. Mabel had apple pie a la mode and coffee. Gloriana stayed all night with Mabel. She 6-19 moth looked covertly in the bath room for cold cream, but there was none. She smelled of the soap and found it was the same as she used for her bath. The next morning, for breakfast, Mabel had grape fruit, cereal, bacon and eggs, toast and coffee. They went to the beach and Mabel spent the entire day alternately in the water and in the sun on the sands. For lunch, she ate peanut butter and ham sandwiches, pickles, olives, cake, lemonade, and sardines out of the tin, That evening she still had the same peaches and cream complexion. Then Gloriana surrendered. JUDGE Bolshevik Christmas Cards By Eomunp J. Krerer AY Christmas find you seedy And reckless in your ways, And may the New Year bring you No end of idle days. When the church bells start their racket This coming Christmas Eve— Try to meet me near the vestry, With a sling-bomb up your sleeve. Instead of just a greeting card, 1 wish that I could send \ brace of home-made bombs to you, My murderous old friend; \nd quite a smear of poison, too, Encrusted on a knife, And dynamite to blow to bits Your landlord and his wife. Here's just a hint of yuletide cheer, Don't breathe it to a soul We burn the city’s Christmas tree Tonight when two bells toll! Good luck, good health, good cheer to yeu. Friend Bolshevik, today !— the wives mc Forever faithful stay. to you, May Christmas see you out of jail, Orating as of old, With crowds of strikers listening, Despite the bitter cold. Safe By Terreu. Love Hottipay E_wore moose antlers on his head, The creature's hide around him. “What silly prank is this?” I said, When costumed thus I found him “I've counted last year's list of killed; You needn't jeer and hoot me, For when I’m garbed in these,” he shrilied, “I'm sure no chump will shoot me.” Doomed “That there oldest boy of mine ‘pears to be doomed to go to the jegislature,” admitted a citizen of Sandy Mush, Ark. “He talks im his sleep for hours at a time, and has got the appe- tite of a starving dragon.’ He's too lazy to work, and steals everything he can lay his hands on. Eh-yah!—he's predigested to be an Hon, if ever I sced a boy that wa Enterprise Wanted Employer—Have you drunk anything since the st of July? Applicant—No, sir. Employer—Then you won't do. who can surmount obstacles. I want a man and pierced Dia WATCHES on CREDIT comicbooks.com