Judge — December 6, 1919 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Christmas morning is one when a man doesn't hark to the to his master’s voice In most homes there will be the Chri: ner this year Coffee Janes } “N kn w it's 1 someone » leaves the office some n who bou ies for Christmas of those rare ones alarm clock as inj as din There's a rea Brax plenty a demi-tasse we are calling this The only way to tell whether the d see ho it colors the cream. ut that makes nce, cheon any- 1s That ing, Billy, we'll fix up that car into commission again a were tr an get Per new Be sure you lay out the route the best road houses. We can't afford to starv The open air will keep us hungry. It’s sure to keep me thirsty—for cof Only it must be right. It must 4 ke this, for insta See how it cream give it a warm blush? That's the color! “Curious, this objection t of health. You y ow howl about it. Never hurt me, Where's that waiter? We want another pot. Wonder if he can bring it twice alike. Doubt it They it makes you loquacious, garrulous o? Well, I think that’s a mistake, too. Never affects me that way. Keep you awake? Nor me. Oh, a lot of this talk is rot. Too many folks are always bound to jump on anything that’s good and give it the black eye “Here you, waiter, this isn't as good as th pot—too weak! ‘Out of thes: “y ! Well, we'll make it do this time. I have no patience, Billy, with the restrictions im- posed on us by custom and fashion. Here right now you and I want a little more coffee. Ac cording to the rules we can't have it. Con found the rules and the conventions, I say Simple a thing as extra coffee after your dinner, and after a tough day at the office—mustn’t in- dulge?—all bunk! Here, let me pour it for you. hey say it’s a bilious drink. If I've heard once I've heard it all my life. But the substitutes—did you ever taste them? Say, I swear they would make me more than bilious. Oh, there’s no end of them. All alike. Equally different from the real thing. Even my wife admits it. Still, she insists that coffee does dis- ree with her constantly, though she never drinks it herself! Get the joke? Oh, say, but they must have their little criticism whatever we drink. We can stand it. Let them have their way, particularly as we know what is good for us and never hurts us. “And there's the objection they 2 coffee on the score onsense are always | | | | TIRE SLASHED TO $5.50 fame en le Fabric Tires made rly durable by our new process of rebuildin. Triple the amount of fabricof anyother tires. Make them practically immune from punctures, ONE-FOURTH THE COST Fy Tubes $160 PEL EP PPPPH BESSA: SBE: Bas RELINER FREE WITH EVERY TIRE ‘State whether you went straiahe side or clincher, Blain or non-s! wakide "Send Send $2.00 deposit for each tire; $1.00 on tubes; balance C. subject t0 examination, of 5 per cent discount if fell amount is sent with order. HAMILTON TIRE & RUBBER CO. 2229 Ogden Avense, Dest. 305 CHICAGO, ILL. that it keeps us irritable—keeps you! 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