Judge — December 6, 1919 — page 24: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CALIFORNIA PELICAN Irrepressible, Beating the Band “Was the r ic written by one of the men in re orchestra? “No, by a man that underst —Pen nds music.” . State Froth The Big Open One time a young gent from the West Had a dragon tattooed on his chest, That got restless one day And sneaked right away Through a hole that he found in the vest. California Pelican. A Query Target ng certain little things my mind is not worse; total dunce lecture I once wrote a decent I can jugele seven tennis balls at once. Sut there’ situation where my head goes all awhirl— I can curse shame, Vhen I try to solve the questions that are asked me by the girl Who makes me take her to each football game. —Illinois Siren without the slightest tinge of Some Causes for Homesickness The girl back home. The lizzie. Mother's buckwheat cakes. —Ohio Sun-Dial. 12-619 Including Co-Eds It's dogs’ delight To bark and bite And little birds to sing, But alla Frosh can find to do Is stare at everything. -Ohio Sun Dial. Wood It? The Dear et Thing (soulfully)—Oh, Ar- thur! It's simply heavenly to sit here with you by the fireplace and listen to the crackling logs! They almost seem to be whispering a tuneful melody to us, don't they? The Bird Who Passed Freshman Math—Sort of a logarithm, it? —Carolina Tar Babe, Famous Terminals Alpha to Omega Dan to Beersheba to Princeton to New York (; Oce to ocean, Morning to night Cover to cover. July first ! A Colorfull Lass She turned her eyes of violet And parted carmine lips Her gold-ycllow hair shimmered In the silver light— Her moulded cheeks flushed As pink as the roseate dawn— Her white-ivory arms Stretched toward me— But the orchestra pit was between us. Cornell Wider nd return?) The Ancient’s Idea of Relief. —Harvard Lampoon. 24 old fi Why are you taking Forestry? oshette—Oh, 1" price, The Course of True Love Rating—The female of the species beholds commendable man. Baiting—The serpenty, enticing ways are set in n Pating—The natural results come—cabs, flo ers, dances, theaters. Prating—No explanation needed. do it. Relating ich as: first, and only. Grating—This comes when the true natures are found out. Hating—The “other woman” and another man end ties asunder. Re-Dating—But hark! nt porch Skating—This is put in for euphony. Both sides “You are the very, very His footsteps seek the (It must ng—He cannot sleep; dig: 1 is feeble, heavy is his Alleviating—She doctors his ¢ short “You bet!" Machinating—She immediately grabs his pin. Mating—The parson gets his due. Here endeth true love. —Sour Owl. Sight-Seeing Youth (enamoured)—Good-night, Miss Louis may I see you tomorrow night—if you have nothing on She—“Sir, how dare you!” —Cap and Bells.