Judge — November 29, 1919 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by W. K. STaRnett-+a. “Your Honor, I admit I was exceeding the speed limit, but I had an appointment with my husband and I didn’t want to keep him_ waitin; “Madam, the case is tismissed.” puts into second place all who choose to go up against your keen mental edge. “or some people we know we think it would be a mistake to wait while the recharging is done. Life is short, and time is fleeting. We live our life but once. If you're pretty well depleted the Company strongly advises that the works be left in their charge for a time, for regulation, etc. It seems to us the greatest blessing of the century. Dull house-maids brightened! Stodgy, low-browed butlers quickened hup! School children keyed up to par before examination, % wits made whole, homes for the feeble-minded turned into Universities! Whew! We say the thing has enormous possibilities. For in- stance: husbands and wives attending theatrical enter- tainments and dancing parties may both go at 1215, or both at 1125, or both at 1325—anyway, no handicaps. No more tired business man and his wide awake, pep; wife, constantly disagreeing about everything, but in- stead, seeing the jokes uniformly, getting the same angle, and clapping their hands as one person. And at church. Both on the job or both sound asleep. Probably special rates for whole families. The ad- vertisement, in conclusion: “Does a man go on shaving himself with a dull razor? No he strops it. And ever so often he has it honed Why scrape along, trying to cut social and business ice with a dull mind? Let us apply a little science. Let us hone your head for you.” Rates and details by mail in plain sealed envelope on application. Why, for editors and art directors of comic publications alone the thing is a Godsend. Imag- ine the joy of working for—Mon Dieu! I hope I can get around to the office with this stuff on a morning when the department keads are just from the recharging staticn. Unsolicited Testimonials, Selected from Thousands. From a University Professor: The futility of mere words oppresses me when I essay to express to you the depth of my gratitude fur your help. Surely it is the hand of God working through your Company. A new world has been opened to me. 1 take the monthly service and now frequendy find myself nearly abreast of my students, Believe me to be, My Pear Sirs, Gratefully yours, ¥ . ryland” show is certainly some show, I'll tell the world. I seen it once be- fore and it sure looked rotten, but when I went again after my recharging I fell for the whole works, I guess I missed most of it on the once-over. VOUrS 1OF HEP ce ox svevcesecreswessey From a Woman's Club Member: The Educational Papers read at our monthly meetings no longer bore me as merely intellectual lullabies. They seem sprightly, informing and witty. I am now in at the applause instead of being awakened by it. Sincerely YOurs,..secceeeeee From a High School Girl: You are the dearest old thing! I could simply hug you, On 1325 passed all my exams as Barney Oldfield would pass a Lizzie. My Eng. Prof. gave me a scholarship for my essay after he recovered from his heart failure. I have all the other girls bent double. A million thanks errr Draten by Paut Retury He Loves Me, He Loves Me Nor!” 11-29-19