Judge — November 22, 1919 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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Quaint Epitaphs These epitaphs are from the London Morning Post: Two perfect examples, one of the sublime and the other of the ridiculous, may be cited in the following, the first of which Dean Stanle: said to have chosen as the most beautiful of those in Westminster Abbe: “Jane Lister. Deare Childe’—simply that. y (Dorset) has the true smack of the ald Isle: lere lies the body of Lady O'Looney, great niece of Burke, commonly called the Sublime She was bland, passionate, and deeply religious. Also, she painted in water-colors and sent several pictures to the exhibition, She was the first cousin to Lady Jones, and of such is the King- dom of Heaven.” And here are two from the United The first, in a Nevada burial ground, runs ‘ to the Memory of Hank Monk, the Biggest-hearted, and Best S! driver est, who was Kind to All, He lived in a Strange Ei Coach The sec also To Lem S. Frame, States and was ¢ now of None. a Hero; and the Wheels of hi Ringing on Golden Stree belongs to the Far Wes! who during his life shot S9 Indians, whom the Lord delivered into his hands, and who was looking forward to making up his hundred be- fore the end of the year, when he fell asleep in Jesus at his house at Hawk’s Ferry, March 27, 1843." Extravagant he’s very extravagant, isn’t she?” lideously Why, she dresses better than her cook.” Overlooking Her Prerogative The lady had agreed to pay the applicant for general housework $80 a month and ha parently answered all interrogations satis: when the duchess of the kitchen thought of one thing more. “Do you have an auto?” she inquired. “Yes, just the one.” “But you have a large garage, big enough for more than one car?” “No, just large enough for one car.” “Well, what am I going to do with my car, set it out on the street?” I thinle ting got ey ine in r cara pare Drawn by Don Henoww An Hour ano a The New York Commuter spends an hour and a half on the train each morning and evening, going and coming from work, and thinks nothing of it 11-22-19 BEST OF THE NEW RECORDS DISCO’S SELECTIONS (Continued from page 24) RENATA (Moszkowski). Venetian Sone (Tosti). Farrar. Columbia ¢ A pretty serenad barcarolle. Sung by Amparito 2782, % matched by a pretty a Votce Is Catuuxc (Tate). A Pexrect Day (B Sung by Anna Case Edison 83084, The much-liked Miss Case in much-liked ballads. nd). Tix, Love, or Me (Grey). Sung by Gladys Pat's Aut (Bradley), Suny : Ballard. Edison 80483. All the leading companies are offering “Think, Love, of Me,” and the more ren- derings we hear of this melodious ballad, the more we feel its charm. Miss Rice sings it delightfully and the accompani- ment is most pleasing. “Lonesome—That's All” is also popular. Instrumental Gurtarne (Moszkowski). Violin solo by Jascha Hi A dazzling color impression by that keen politan, Moszkowski. He wrote it a ano sketch, and Sarasate, the Spanish violin wizard, transcribed it into a fiddle frolic. But to the listener the hero of the casion is neither Moszkowski nor Sara- sate, but Heifetz, the cer-marvelous. Mazvaxa (Chopin). Rover and Extase (Hollman). Viol cello solos by Josef Pathé 40181, Old Josef Hollman and his ‘cello have grown mellow together, yet his the vigor and tempestuousness « ) man. He is very much at home in the Chopin transcription, and even more so in ther pieces, since he wrote them him- An irreverent person hearing “Le Rouet” (The nning Wheel) might be put in mind of a New Jersey nightinga L heard chewing om 1S Good Sor frain Sicmness Hollman, cal a Soe and ow Harr on tHe Tran While Uncle Ert Robbins has been planning and packing for eke for an overnight trip to Indianapolis, which is an hour and a half on the train from Lettuceville. “ Micyon : Polonaise (Thomas). Clarinet solo by Albert Chiafarelli. Ave Maria (Schubert). | ioloncele solo by Vladimir Dubinsky. OkeH 1. Understudying an operatic ait Chiaf farelli's clever clarinet goes through this well-known coloratura aria with all the tricks of temperament. The ‘cello render ing of the Schubert “Ave Mari; mor ordinary—especially as regards the pianc accompaniment, which is humdrum. sOWS DE Tr OUBLE I've Seen (Amer C. C. White) Violin solo by Fritz Kri Victor 64824. A plaintive Negro syncopated melody with its simplicity unspoiled by the arranger Kriesler plays it to perfection. In place o the usual piano accompaniment, the violin is supported by a colorful orchestra A record to be treasured. sol (Records omitted from last » of conditions caused by pr Concert Heyre Katt (Hubay). Violin solo by Toschs Seidel. Columbia 49630. Hubay, famous Hungarian wrote this czardas to give himself tunity to dazzle his audiences. Some of i is lovely and the rest is lively, working uy to a frenzied finale. Seidel plays it bril liantly, violinist an oppor (Liszt), 2. parts Hexcartas Fantasy . pianist, and or Played by Perc ¥ Grainge chestra, Columbia A-61 First record ever issued of pianofort and symphony orchestra. Beginning wit! Victor's two-piano-and-dance orchestra ren dering of “Head Over Heels,” sprung on us as a genuine surprise last Spring, there hav been many clever and varyingly successful records on that order: but in each case the music was specially arranged and adapted with a view to phonograph effectiveness Liszt’s “Hungarian Fantasy,” on the other hand, was written for the concert platfo! and to have recorded it practically “as is” is indeed an achievement. Securitas (I, Albeniz). Pianoforte solo b. Alfred Cortot. Victor 64810. Polished piano morceau in the form of a Castillian dance, played to perfection and unusually well recorded. sco (Albeniz-Elman.) Violin Mischa Elman, Victor 64821. Another piano delicacy b: this time transcribed for violin. trifle, delivered with finesse. solo b Albeniz, but A pleasing From Gay Paree {La Bette av Bots pormant Presque vertvevse (Gabaroche) Hec Edison 38 Quite a charming waltz song about Sleeping Beauty. On the reverse—oh, my (Vieu). Sung Very Likely . looky here!” sternly chided Farmer “Is setting around in the shade and not doing a plaguey thing but draw your wages and eat like a starving dragon, your idee of th duties and privileges of a hired man’s life What d’ye think you are, anyhow, dad-blam« you!—a member of the legislature?” Alarmed Nervous Ciercyman (during storm at sea)- Do you think there’s any danger, captain? Cartain—Well we've done everything that car humanly be done. We must now place our trus in the Almighty. Nervous CLercymMan—Good God, has it com to that!