Judge — November 22, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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Don’t Wear a Truss Brooks’ Appliance, the modern scientific invention, the wonderful new discovery that relieves rup- ture, will be sent on trial. No ob- H noxious springs or pads. Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Ias automatic Air Cushions. Bi and draws the broken parts together as you would a broken limb. Nu salves. No lies. Durable, cheap. Sent on trial to prove it. Protected by U patents. Catalog and measure blanks mailed free. Send name and address today Brooks Appliance Co.,409A State St.,Marshall,Mich. ow it’s ju a business date, out.” “Why, absurd Jim’s car. It sh I tried three dear, to say I ntral said nol 1 Heal Itching Skins With Cuticura 5 All druggists, Soap free Dept. B, | Gor AT KEY WEST Though Lost to Sight By La Tovene Hancock | | | And the day goes As I sit. and muse ne in a twilig! O'My own, my long lost love! il Ere y with her radiance rare ; i¢ realms above. j Now the shadows fall | my heart would beat d 1 of her voice And, ah! how the si Would lighten th But still for a time N r since Mary went her hat! There’s a Reason “Why are telephone operators all women Mrs. Jones asked her husband “Because people who love their jobs work more faithfully most of the work of a tele phone operator is talking,” he replied as he stepped hurriedly through the open door Cynical Gratitude wo calendars, Beatrix—Eighteen bags, thirty- twelve blotters—and a present. SEXOLOGY by William H. Walling, A Knowledge a Young Woman Should Have, Knowledge 0 Toone Wile Shonid Hera, jother | QHE was sitting erstwhile in yon vacant chair, | Maud—What did you get for your birthday? | Mr. Hig isa wearing sas The Clutch of Circumstance yut prices are high What They Break Up Jonesie, have you gotten in your win- supply hark Draven by RB. Fi wetnG Practice ror Footman, PLAvEers Tenant—If y have a little Jani Bed Time Stories a A Fearfully Strong Weakness any ment after-dinner speakiny Never met him, but if he's got that women are stv as I tell you. If it hadn't been I shouldn't have thought of going 1! They're from that robe in heds hair like a cat.” times to you on the ‘phone. ‘d be delayed, but that stupid aT answered.” so late, honey. You see realized it. What k they have a gift when it is only a weak- In These Days weather fellows get together Game Do you like ats? good dancer, bring him around. Garbed to Suit ' ng cigars.” When they do. you'll see not bands.” awfully hard vor of the a to keep. the ! yet? only wood F have you understant The Idea a please, sir, we would like to . I threw a piece of | coal in the furnace only yesterday Still the Same “The old dime novels which used to shock our ancestors s » They s em to have gone out of exist- ell for $1.50 now.” The Lure \ week ago the proprietor of that soda four tain was on the verge of bankruptcy, and now he is getting ric “How come He put latticed sw »ors in front.” Intolerable © books cost more than they Clerk—Yes, th used to. Customer—Ye Gor going up. : even food for thought is Strategy Mr. Jones n't IT ever induce you to st wearing your hair over your ears? Mrs. es—Oh, yes; by buying me earrin, Faux Pas Mrs, Green at was awfully nice of y« to tell me to buy that expensive gown, Mr. Greene—It was a bull on my part. Whe the clerk told you it was “very chic” I thought aid “very cheap.” she Blameless “Why did you raise your tenant's rent?” “In the hope that it would prevent him fror paying the installments on his piano.” A Mean Man “Flubdub has named his motor boat after his wife.” “As a loving tribute, IT take it?” “Well, I dunno. He says it's hard to manage Hobbled “Remember, a girl should not run after the young men,” “Don't worry, auntie, Skirts will be so tight this fall that we can’t run after anybody.” Remah dower Cay G04 Washington fos Bt. Lawt, booksFeoml|