Judge — November 22, 1919 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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YER OVER ON THE RHINC THEY HAVE COLD STIENS , OF BEER WITH EACH MEAL! oA We thought they said they were ing to make the Germans suffer.—\e- braska Awgwan, Why Not? Most fairs and bazaars go wanting of young women for kissing booths. round up all the old maids, divide hunches and allow them to be kissed for a bunch?—Detroit Varsity “The Lady or the Tiger?” He—It's dark. She—Yes. And gloomy. well Isn't it? You say it is, I do. well . . of course uth Jack o° Lantern, Weather Vain Be Seated Roo * — What's I our fur- It's that hab~ it you have of asking our friends to take a chair—Yale Record. LE9 To Janet Girl, I am angry with you! You have gone beyond your rights, As the prohibitionists With a little en I You have taken ta, »f my weakness, Which is entirely masculin And, therefore, easy for you to understand; 1am angry with you! Girl, You might have realized hat I intended to do a lot of things, Big. worth-while things, Such as you read about In the Cosmopolitan And Hearst's And the American. fou should have realized that, . and your place in my plans, it you didn’t And_now it is too late, AIL T can do is refer you to Kipling arks about emale of The Species. [ am angry You have usurped tyrannically face in my hes helongs to mber of things eckoned more important than yourself by the world In which we live; You have ranked yourself the peer Of Literature And Learning And Success And so I am angry with you. ee a a) What are you doing Saturday evening? —Princeton Tiger. Penalizing Action How queer is a Man Overboard! You Brute—It’s a Woman! —California Pelican. See-Saw The aeroplane firm has been doing big biz, With their bird's-eye trips over the town, up, And while we should like very much We must wait ‘til the prices come down, —Illinois Siren, Even Seau girl and her beaux! What she'll do next no one ever kneaux: times she will kiss them, Sometimes she will hiss them— to see me unless you -Michigan Gargoyle. Opns, Turee to Oxe Acatnst —Dartmouth Jack O'Lantern. 28 Sometimes she just turns up her neaux, —Penn. State Froth. Too Knowing Rastus—Dat gal of min sure does love some. Sam—I'll say she does! Rastus—What's dat you say, niggah? Sam—I-1-1 m she?—Punch Bo The Emergency Cantrell—1 think Tl g to the prom as a stag. Cochran—Why do that Cantrell—l_ haven't any doe.—Princeton Tiger.