Judge — November 1, 1919 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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Them's My Sentiments You can put the big smack on whisky, And pour out all the beer; Then hang the moonshiners one by one But leave the moonshine here. sylvania Punch Boz! Finally Successful Bride—1 shall always remember you kissed me the first time. Groom—Yes, that was one of the best sys tems I ever tried —Cornell Widow. She'd Love To! He—Have you ever seen our ski jur She—No, but I'd love to. Will he do it before strangers?—Dartmouth Jack 0? Lanter Did It Ever Happen To You? A pretty girl sat in a railroad train As lonesome as she could be; And she said to herself with a little sigh “If he'd only talk to me.” the way The young man sat just across the aisle From the girl with the pretty stare And he said to himse 1 sit with her I wonder if she would care.’ And so they rode the who! And neither one of them knew, Just what the other was thinking of Did it ever happen to you? —f The Marriage Cycle Before he was married We called him a dude But now that he’s wed. why He's only subdued —Cornell Widox Mathematics “They say those Spani go two thousand miles o: hear ania Punch B aK OF 4 UANTDENEE \ wee » TO THE Evipence California Pelicay A New Market Maid—And what, sir, are manufacturing from that tree? Hardy Lumber Jack—They is making shakes out_of that stuff. Forestry Maid—Ah, 1 perceive. And ther market them to modern dancers? ia Pelican. She Couldn't Be Mamma is that woman married?” little Mice as she pointed to the statue in the park No, my chil mile, “that is the Sun Dial. asked e mother f Libert with a —Ohio Engineering School On the level?”—/Hlarvard Lampoon. 2 tmexse Wt DORMITORIES) Irresponsible “Lines” (Overheard at any Prom.) Look at them doing the shimmy! Really you smoke too much.” Somebody's coming—Oh, Jimmy! Helen? Oh, no; I'm in dutch, “What is that piece that they're playine ven't | met you before ?” josh, I got in without paying. Thank you—I'll see you some more “Look at that man; he’s been drinking Oh, I'm so gla < “There's Myrtle “Where in the world have you Must you spend all your time kissing “Listen to that for a jazz!" Dammit, my tickets are missing!” “Gee, what a fast line she has!” “Heavens! Don't squeeze me so tighth You have the seventeenth dance So | just told him politely, When did you get back from France Why, it was simply delightful! Oh, what a prickly old beard!” iladys is perfectly spiteful, oodness, that’s just what I feare Please, Mr, Hart, don’t be silly.” I have the next one with Tom.” You've kissed my powder off, Billy That was a peach of a Prom —Princ Handicapped “Why is it that fat men are so good-n tured? : se they're too fat to fight and ."—Yale Record. Tur Vassar Campus—As tHe Newsrarers Woutp Have It.—Yale Record.