Judge — October 18, 1919 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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This department will be a regular feature of JUDGE ines or books and all readers are in from newspapers, maga: twisted ression, JUDG the bona fide nature of the already published as “Bad Breaks” are A Broad Statement—“Like most moralists, Mr. Hamilton approaches his subject gingerly, His is a running ruMP into the spice fields, and the run is a good deal longer than the jump is broad."—Heywood Broun in the New York Tribune, Bow-wowing to H. C. of L.—"Simi- lar conditions exist at the McAlpin, the watporc, the Pennsyl Astor and other large hotels. York Tribune, His Offer—If any lady wants a nice little thoroughbred French bulldog, I can suit her; registered. pedigreed stock, 100 South Broadway, Everett, Mass.—Boston Globe. Wanted—General housework girl WITH OR WITHOUT WASHING: good pay Apply B. H. Ludwig, 186 Ruthven St. Sticky Stuff—Wanted—Give_ and gelatin representative to cover Boston and New England territory; Z 153, Globe office—Boston Globe. bay horse, trayed from J.—Philadel- Fifty-fifty—Lost—Big with one eye and one tail pasture. Gloucester, N. phia Inquirer. Particular—Wanted—A first class fox_hound, No OTHER ED apply. S. A. Barstow, So. Berwick, Me—Boston Globe. Junoesque — Sergeant Harshman, 168th Battalion Canadian Light In- fantry, is in the city soliciting sub- scriptions to a LA EASTERN WOMAN’S MAGAzINE—Greenfield (Ind.) Daily Re- porter, to Eat—“For Sale—Low suitable for ice Price $50. 166 N. J’ Ready down top milk wagon, cream in good order. Webster Ave. J ‘y City, Bergen (N. J.) Eagle. Alphabetical—“No one accumulates superfluous flesh unless he eats more than he can utilize. Or rather, he eats more than he does utilize, for as a rule, the fault is rather in his care- ful avoidance of real exercise than Yewo ktagedvance."—Akron Evening Times. No “Bad Breaks” ted to contribute. We will pay $1 cach for acceptable “ For the most amusing error of the types ora “Bad Breaks” which may be clipped ith its source indicated in each instance, must be sent in to show esired by JUDGE. Hercules—Sign on warchouse on Third Avenue, Birmingham, Ala. “Mover of Houses, Stores, Offices, Factory, Faras.” Burlesoned?—Sattonary. The best for the best price. In the Post Of- fice—Ilif (Colo.) Independent. Over-Equipped—“She pressed her teeth against her lower lips.”"—Septem- ber “Shadowland.” Tremendously Important—All agreed that he was doing a tremend- ously important work, and that he was accomplishing a great deal of good, the value of which could not be unperestimaten.—New York World. Quite a Jump—The total value of minerals produced in the United States in 1918 was $5,526,000, This is an in- crease of about 10,000,000 over the record in 1917.—Utica Daily Press. Hard on Peoria—For Sale—Farm, 160 acres, all level black loam, 18 miles from Peoria, 2 miles from a Goop TowN. W. Hoffman, 102 Sumner avenue.— Peoria (Ill) Star. was aged 72 Old Enough—She YEARS.—Can years, six months and % ton (IIL) Register. Wanted—Wanted—Girl who is competent to keep pay Roo.—Peoria (IL) Star, Fixing "Em Up—The officers of the Young Women’s Christian Association e being PAINTED AND PUT IN CONDI- N for the winter.—Kalamazoo Hard on Mr. Leahey—John Leahey, Sr. who has been the owner of one of the most spirited horses that ever set_a foot on turf, and who has been retired for a couple of years on ac- count of old age, HAD TO SHOT one day last week on account of slipping on the ice and breaking a leg.—Lilly (Penn.) nal. - Oh, Harold!—Harold E. Talbott was the MosTess to nine guests at luncheon Tuesday at the Dayton Coun- try Club—Dayton (O.) News. 23 cted will be returned to senders unless postage is inclosed and none Some Throw—C. H. Sanders, a young man of Dugansville, in this county, was badly injured when his motorcycle threw him asout Two sites from this city—Lerington (Ky.) Leader, Careful of the Cows—Wanted—Mid- dle aged woman to WASH, 1RON AND MILK Two cows.—Rochester Herald, A_ Fair Wage—Men wanted to handle lumber, $40 per hour. William M. Lloyd Co,, Susquehanna Ave. wharf. —Philadelphia Inquirer. Heavy Bread—Some master bakers are selling bread cheaper to New Albany grocers than to Louisville gro- cers. This is part of a statement irade through the press by the Kentucky High Cost of Living Commission, in which 9 cents is declared to be a fair price for a_loaf of sixteen pounps.— Louisville Evening Post. Books, 40c each Close-out of subscription edition 1,005, slightly soiled, but real- ly in very good condition. Zane Grey, Rex Beach, Robert Cham- bers, Henry Seton Merriman, Holman Day, Francois Coppee, De Maupasant, — Daubert are among the authors represented. —Advt. of N. Y. Department Store, We have always admired Alphonse Daudet as a word colorist and we resent this slur upon his verbal art. Disappearing Service—“No,” said the commuter. “I'm not making any complaints about the road.” hen you are satisfied.” “I won't say that. But the last time I complained about my trip they took that train off the next day.”—IVashing- ton Star,