Judge — October 11, 1919 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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eee re a A October 11, 1919 Little Journeys Around New York By Howarn Dietz Mbastration by Russeut Inepee 111. Broadway THER bards than [ have prated on the muchly overrated Avenue, the thorax of Manhattan; Other bards have told its story, richly cclored it with glory. Quoting from the Sanskrit and the Latin Arrow-collared ragtime shouters and a host of other flouters, Singing “O you kid” and “He's a devil With the unmistaken savor of the small-time vaudeville flavor, Typify the nightly Broadway revel. Those who care for alcoholic fluids or the Mid- night Frolic, Or the writhing Theda Bara’s movements— Those who care for meladrammer, yellow spats and Ghetto grammar, Or Belasco’s latest stage improvements Dote on Broadway, with its bright lights — carmine, green, and blue and white lights, Powdered débutantes and dancers graceful As for me—I do not care for all this snappy stuff and therefore I stay home of nights—you said a facefull. His Obfuscation “That 2 and 2 make 4,” said Professor Pate; “is as unalterable as were the laws of the Pedes and Mersians—I mean, of course, the Merdes and Pesians—that is, the Perdes and Mesians the—er-h’m!—” You doubtless intend to refer to the Medes ind Persians,” helpfully interrupted J. Fuller Gloom, cxactly, thank yo variably make 4 “But they do not. Arranged tandem, they ¢ 22. What was the rest of your observa- tion?” “Why—er-ah!—I declare, I have forgotten.’ Now, as 2 and 2 in- Future News Item Richard Richardson was arrested last night when policemen saw him dodging into an alley. His purpose, it is suspected, was to chew gum surreptitiously. Like a furnace Sire. Youneed it each winter. Because Piso’s, too, isaprotection against winter weather. By soothing irritated, scratchy throats and relieving bothersome coughs and hoarseness, it prevents more se- riousailments, Keep italwaysin the ine cabinet ;use it atthe first indication of throat irritation, 30c at your druggist’s. Contains no epiate, Good for young and old for Coughs & Colds ROMEIKE'S PRESS curnne BUREAU We will s all newspaper EGYDTIAN DETTIES “She Utmost in Cigarettes” “Plain End or Cork Tip People of culture and refineme ent invari iably PREFER ‘Deities to any other cigarette » g 30¢ Ky Naber of the phen Gende Berto fi ere he he s picture without admir- > Surely nobody with any love for ¢ Who would object_being captured by a apped-in’’ kid like this little chap is? Surely nobody with red blood in his or her veins! portunity to get thing-clse-y ou- want-to-callt picture? Well, welll leave that to you. Reproductions in full colors and free from all adverti make excellent wall de clubroom, buni Just study this pi copy of it, sen stamps, with y by return mail, d in full colors. Judge Art Print Department 225 Fifth Avenue New York City ‘sul YEARLY INCREASE I Discoaal 00 Cash Perchases . NEW YORI