Judge — October 11, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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2 ar a’ ‘Seesss foes £7 oe TEST RE COHAN & HARR' Miata Wed. “GEST MUSICAL PLAY SINCE THE MERRY WIDOW” The Royal Vagrbond Original Cast REPUBLIC A. H. WOODS PRESENTS A Voice in the Dark With Original Cast EVERY HAPPY DAYS «eh MARY Day whe HIPPODROME HAPPY PRICES. Seats § weeks abead. For Euphony and Economy By Orsos Lowen LL joking aside, that old scheme of hail- ing from, or having, a town named for one was not so bad, like the distinguished signer, Charles Carroll, of Carrollton, and the fragrant Colonel Carter, of Cartersville. Mighty cuphonious, and a great saving of time for the ’ostal Department. I admit that some ex- planation is needed as to just why we should save time for Mr. Burleson: my wife’s third cousin, who lives in Nebraska, has just married a letter-carrier. And a saving of time for the correspondent, too. Just think, one could address an envelope Arthur Crawford, Esq., “ 's Notch, Hon. Phil. Knox, ville, Tenn. And it makes the address so casy to remember. Call to mind the addressee’s name. if you can, and there, without further concentration, you have his town. How many people can remem- ber that Will Paine is in Paw Whereas, if he were in Painesville, would simplify things a lot. And this B fort Pool, Maine, address always eludes me, but James Montgomery Flagg, Flaggstaff, Arizona, is as easy as log-rolling-off. And Otis Skinner, of Otisfield, Maine, instead of Bryn Mawr, F no connection whatever— and Ray Long, of Long’s Peak, Colo. Emporia, Kansas, would be fine for that Arthur Emp guy, but is manifestly no place for William Allen White, who should register from White Sulphur Springs. And John Kendrick Bangs. N.H. or, WeppinG Presents Oxe OF THE 30 JUDGE of Bangs, Texas, not Yonkers. I'll say there many things in this old world which are si | capable of improvement. Don'ts for Women Campaign Speakers Don’t time yourself by consulting a wri watch when addressing an open-air meeting in the gas-house district. Don’t be afraid of ending a sentence with preposition—so long as you end it. Never argue with a policeman at the “speah, ers’ entrance” to the hall; otherwise you m not be allowed to hear yourself talk. Don't “pause for a reply” too long. You might get one. Don’t allude to the American flag as thoug you were the only person ever born under it Don’t say “than whom” too often. “Judge” in Egypt Aug. 23, 1010. Dear Judge: Having been a reader of your most delight {ul paper for these last two years, I feel I mus express my appreciation, and that of my chums for the enjoyment received thereby. In Pale tine, when reading matter was none too cor mon, there was quite a rush on mail days round my dug-out, to know if I had received “Judge” or 1 I should thir “Punch” is to Engla nation. Best wishes for your future welfare! I remain yours faithfully, C.G. Dopsnon, Somerset, L. 1., Altch Educational Camp, Ismaillin, Egypt is to America what 4, the mirth maker of a