Judge — October 11, 1919 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Joyous, Le Roi Est Mort She said that she’d be mine. And I thought that would be fine, For a week I was happy as a king. Then I met a blonde that thrilled me, With many hopes she filled me I didn’t have initials in the ring. —Pennsylcania Punch Bowl. Heaven's Heat She—It seems just heavenly to be dancing with you! He—Yes, even though we're getting hotter every minute!—Cornell Wie Habit “How do you do it, son? You sleep in that class every day.” The prof. is a retired minister and doesn't mind it."—Penn State Froth Ax Uxsaturat Posttiox The Brave One Mass. Teck. Voo Doo Prunella—Lev’s cross the street Pru But the street is wet . The/Kow Prunella—That’s all right—mine are When we were sweethearts and I begged —Cornell Widow. Her on the lake to go, Whene'er we said this little word We both pronounced it “row.”” We have been married seven years And it is different now, For when we think or say the word We both pronounce it ‘row Never! I love to kiss a pretty miss Whose nose is retroussé; That kind of nose with tilted pose Is never is the way. —Mass. Tech. Voo Doo. Also Broke “Funny, how some fellows get generous when they are drunk.” “Yes,and others get tight.”—Cornell Widow. He Should Have Docked Her There was quite a sporty young Dr. Went in his canoe and he rr. He lit in the si He’s so sore, Oh Geet He's gone to his uncle’s and hr. —Stanford Chaparrat, Tue Stcx Lancvace —Nebraska Aegean 28 How tHe Facunty Witt Srexn Tuer LARY INCREASE Professor Paliacci Italian Re position to raise a : tr poses marriage on the sofa to Kattic de Me A the Venetian barmaid.— Yale Record Practice Makes Perfect Agathe (in search of a compliment)—I was told the other night that I was an awful flirt. Felix (sympathetically)—Possibly all you need is more practice.—Cornell Widow. For Diver's Reasons Unto a little African A-swimming in the Nile Appeared quite unexpectedly A hungry crocodile, And with the chill politeness That makes the warm blood freeze, Said, “I'll take a little dark meat Without the dressing please.” —Michigan Gargoyle. Appropriate Frosh—What did you say after the chem. prof. balled you out for breaking so many beakers?” Soph—I made a retort.—Froth, Trifling “*My son is an awful expense to keep at col- lege. hat’s nothing; wait till he gets out.”— Cornell Widow.