Judge — October 4, 1919 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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= to buy DIAMONDS for less money! —and I sell them for less than wholesale! For fifteen years I have diamonds in enorme all over t each transaction , when jewelers are asking $1,000.00 per carat for perfect blue gems, my system of buying far below wholesale, and selling at a small commission, will save you fully one-half what others are compelled to ask Bankable Money Send No Money ! Examine Free! Back Guarantee With every diamond I give my popular written Dia arantee Bond, con. in full tt Absolutely no nto buy. And I three jewelry shops, and price every at the actual fac yoursell and f without a penny of profit A few wonderful Bargains | for “Judge” readers Carats Description My Price 4% Blue White, perfect cut $40.00 ds Steel Blue, perfect cut 99.00 1 Blue Rivers, perfect cut 110.00 xu Jagers Blue, Ist quality 299.00 | tand "e Blue Wesselton, perfect 475.00 | 11% Orange White, perfect 300.00 14 Steel White, perfect 650.00 2 Blue White, imperfect 225.00 24 Blue Wesselton, perfect cut 488.00 5 Blue Wesselton, perfect 2450.00 High 14K _ Mount ing. Engraved Wesselton Diam brilliancy, $100, gn By Price cath or Liberty Bonds, $50.00. | Send right now for my Weekly | Price List of Diamond Bargains, | showing thousands of diamonds | priced at less than wholesale. It’s Free! IGNATIUS BARNARD of Chicago, Dept. 1307-J, 36 S. State St. HAVE found a new way| Drawn by W. K. Staxnert Too Goon to Be looking hats in there etty flush just now if you want to get on y. This one is quite good enough “There are some good Vn thank you, Ha: had it a year. I've on ‘“What to Wear!’’ By N. Brytuton Facix man asked a negro stevedore just’ what SRSONALLY, I'd prefer not to wear would do if he was told to catch a certain bo. anything at all And I'd not be for home in just ten minutes. ashamed; but others would, and I am com- To which the negro replied, “Say, boss, what pelled to wear all kinds of clothes I do not care for. I was born lucky or sew; but there a think they are doing me a they spend their leisure me ith dainty garments [ I have a number of coats, hats, Mil hardly have the chance to wear them all L hate jewelry; yet I have enough rings and_ bracelets and earrings to last a lifetime. People seem to think that jewelry for all special occa sions is what I crave. Yet I hate their special occasions and their jewelry. I'd much rather lie about perfectly naked and stare at the ceil- ing. And it’s all because people cannot appreciate simplicity! They seem to think that be- cause I am simple they are justified in making a fuss over me. They torture me with manifestations of their love, never troubling themselves to investigate whether I care for them or not. I despise their conceit. You think I am silly? haps; I am the baby? re plenty dresses; Per- I cannot knit moments supplying Contentment By Dororny S. Watwortn F I had eyes in the side of my head. I could not sleep when I went to be I could not lie on my eye, you see. A most uncomfortable way to be! If L went walking along with you, I'd keep an eye on you—that is true But with the eye on the other side I could not sce you, howe’er I tried. Your eyes could never look into mine And say to me that I looked divine; What mysterious meanings, soft and shy, Could enhance the glance of a SINGL! If I had eyes on the side—I swear T would not know how to do my ha Would [ have eyebrows in that case And would they: be in the usual place? eae wae If the side of my head, as I firmly fear, Became too crowded with eye and ear, Would my face feel lonely, do you sup- Without any eyes beside my nose? True Many Time to Spare At an Army port in France a Y. M.C.A would I do with the other nine minutes: The Roll Call crochet, of women who Mrs. White—Why, what is the matter? kindness when Mrs. Green—My husband did not return home last night and I'm afraid he’s starved to death, because he had only $100 with him. do not need ike a girl who can take a joke! Then you stand a fine chance of being accepted.