Judge — September 13, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Med By James Courtyey Cnatutss Act ARMING little typist she, Both keen and clever, be it said; And her initials— M. E. D. Are always jotted down as “med.” You keep say It's seven ‘Whats coming? A cir the president ? ang: lise Each business letter that she writes (At least, the ones that J have read), The southwest corner she indites With that familiar little “med.” In common with the average m ays. Its six dg No, its six days until the day I wash my hair nght days. CG cus? Or I don’t like medicine one L And yet I always try to plan \ way to make the best of it 1 carit go to the polls on Tuesday Its the dayl wash my hair And so a secret [entrust was As I this meek confession make: If I get love-sick, this ‘i ; : ' The kind of med. I bs 1 like to take. The Lanterns By Harney Irvixc Sucuway ‘THE ing so happy sight of Chinese lanterns swing- in the night breeze makes me TUESDAY VoTe FOR FoR MAYOR | Mes Onxld dl 2 foot Arenas Toki phase 1* annsenany, arnsenin fisl on bxke stot auvelse Kghlen TION | NEXT | | Wes Lucy,we have been through this and T still love you - that 1s, Some= and T know now that nothing can Shake my affection for you- and our marriage was ail right aRWSEE WHY NOT DiGNiFY THE OCCASION BY SENDING WT ENGRAVED ANNOUNCEMENTS ? They had them strung about in long festoons at the Country Club one night, I remember some years ago. The picture of them, so gay and vari- colored swaying gently that summer night, was one to touch the fancy—and incidentally the heart. I had gone there with the avowed purpose of proposing, should oppor- tunity present, to Mildred. I knew there would be a great crowd there, and that she would be surrounded by admirers, but still I thought I might get a chance. You see Mildred had one million dollars she could call her well, she was lovely as well ¥ home for dinner? Drawn ty Dox Hendin own and as popular. I got my chance. By one of those freaks of luck an ac- cident happened to one of the lanterns at the east end of the Drawn by A.B. Waixen STRATEGY “Jump into this empty bag, Dan. 1 guess this will fetch Come, come, old man. You musta et like that. Arent you oinp No, No, net for two or three days. I always get like ths when my wife washes her hair. THE FIRST TIME AFTER THEIR MARRIAGE Wen a Woman Wasues Her Hair big piazza. I worked it so that Mildred and I were alone away off at the other end. I told her of my love. The night and the sur- roundings wee ideal for such a declaration. She listened silently and even did not draw away her hand which I has clasped in mine. But she refused me. And I married Clara a month later. two million dollars. ht of Chinese lanterns swinging in the night breeze makes me so happy Clara has Bolshevist Signs “Employees of this hotel will report any in- civility on the part of guests.”” “Railroad Crossing—Look Out For The Loco- motive. It rare sight.” “ Pay-as-you-please.” “Do Your Christmas Shooting Early.” rt” “Post No Bills—It is a waste of postage.” 1s