Judge — September 6, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

= Drown by Lat rex Srovt Wuen tne Pertop Craze Reacnes tne Automosite INpustry—III. Tue Venetian Runasout A Question ing except Sunday, and the various things that are sure to pop up unexpectedly in the future, and what I want to know is, By Tou P. Morcax how much longer can we hold out at the pace we are going?” E’VE got the Chautauqua on hand all next week,” said the landlord of the tavern at Wayoverbehind. “ And Mitigating Circumstances on Thursday of the following week we have a grand horseshoe A darkey and his “high brown,” followed by a corporal’s pitching tournament for the champecnship of the county. A guard of pickaninnies, applied to the clerk of a Southern court Hootin’ anny motor car house for a license to wed. burned up right over there The clerk eyed the assem- on the other side of the Pub } blage doubtfully. “Whose lic Square day before yester- y 3 children are these?” he asked. nd a team of horses ran } < “Dey ourn,” was the ready away with the hearse one day ; 4 response from the man. last week, and an airplane H : 4 The clerk was scandalized, flew over one afternoon lately, Tt ; being new at his post. “You and there was a wedding in ¢ f ought to be ashamed of your- high life the other day that selves waiting to get married scattered ri around in- 7; P > till you have a family half cluding a grain of it so far into grown old ’Squire Ramsbottom’s ear : b “Jedge,” interrupted the that it had to be hooked out “bride” sweetly, “de roads by the doctor, and there was a out our way is so bad!” fight about the League of if Nations yesterc and a lady horsewhipped a gent like all “Is that a fast color?” fury in front of the post-office asked the widow as she in- at high noon not long ago, spected a fabric of glossy and so on and so forth, All ? blackness. that going on and a band “No, )ma’am,” replied concert every F night young Greening, the clerk, when there isn’t anything “Drawn by Ceawroun Youse “but I have some stripes clse on hand, and the mov- Judge—Prisoner, this court finds you “not guilty!” here in yellow and purple ing picture show every even- “Wot! Is that a fact!” that are mighty sporty.” 18 Something Really Dizzy