Judge — August 30, 1919 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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One dude from Albuquerque, who sat nonchalantly through the work deshabilling a sack of spuds with Y.Js. on his hands and behind his ears, was cited for the D.S.C. Foreign K.Ps. pounded up the Bully Beef cans and bonjoured the French demoiselle who drove the garbage cart. The rest of the time, when the pans were done, they sat around and got woodsmoke in their eyes and thought up good rumors on when the division would for home. ‘all Political Calendar By Vianney Haaniros September until Election Day. SPTEMBER 18—Day on which all can- S didates file announcement that it is their patriotic duty to forget party differences. September 19—Day on which all candi- dates forget to forget party differences, Have- a-cigar Day in all districts. September 24—First. day for the general announcement that a public office is a peub : trust. ae, September 26—Day for candidates to tend the right hand of felloy to the newly enfranchised women voters. to discover and make announcer has always favored equal suffrage. September 28—Ticket-selling drive; all can- didates expected to come across liberally ior block parties, smokers, annual balls, ete. October 2—Last day for filing statement that the candidate “is actuated by motives of purest patriotism.” Mud-slinging Day in all districts. October “Pointing with Alll political parties. “ ent that he pride” Day. Bown Men ? Rucurts FOR ¢ Fepresentations? October 7—" Viewing with alarm” Day. All political parties. October 10—First day for filing statement that the candidate was “born and brought up among you, and is privileged to greet you as neighbors.” October 12—How-are-things-going Day. All politica] parties. First day for accusing op ponent of “treachery” and “deliberate attempt to deceive.” October 14—Play-it-safe Day. Non-par tisan drive against Huns, Bolshevists and re Jinquishing the Monroe Doctrine. October First day for speakers to “appeal to you, not as partisans, but as truce Americans.” Second Have-a-cigar Day. All 1 parties, October 25—First day for Republicans to claim that the situation is eminently satis- factory. October 26—First. day for Democrats to announce that all signs point to a Democratic landslide. October 29—Cart-Tail Orators’ Day. “Let me ask you this question,” to be said on 7,000 sireet corners. October 30—First day for leaders to refuse io give out figures. October 31—‘‘Hail-to-the-Chief” Day. All brass bands. November 3— leaders of all political parties. November 4—Day for all candidates to enter the booth and vote Ballot Number —— at precisely —— o'clock. November 5—l’ost Mortem Day. mw 8 - Already Supplied “Do you think it exactly wise, Brother Johnson, to permit that child to run about bareheaded in the rain?” solicitously asked the Presiding Elder. “He may catah cold.” “Nodanger,” replied Gap Johnson,of Rumpus Ridge, Ark. “The little cuss has got one now.” ‘onfident-of-the-result Day: — <—_ A Profitless Product Edwards—What does Mr. Killbuck, who you say treats his men so unfairly, manufacture?” Easton—I. W. W.’s, mostly.