Judge — August 30, 1919 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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“If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said this morning, I am going to leave college “What did he say “He told me to leave collese.""—Yale Record. Out of Sight Classical Dancer—Doctor, 1 want to be vac- cinated somewhere where it won't show. Doctor—My dear young lady, I’m afraid I'll have to do it internally.—Columbia Jester. “As We Were” Time—Any old vacation night Scene—Moonlight through the honeysuckle vine. Characters—Two and a porch swing. She (moving from him. Show of emotion, etc.)—Oh! Why did you kiss me? What right— He (his erring arm now caressing the soft pine of the porch swing)—I’m—I’m sorry. I know I shouldn't have done it. I—don’t know how it ever happened. Really, I apologize. I'm sorry.” She (moving toward him. Show of emotion, etc.)—And what were we talking about when you kissed me?—Michigan Gargoyle. The Height of Modesty Ned—Don't you really think these long, narrow skirts are fully modest? Bob—Yes, 1 do—you can't possibly tell where the instep Cornell Widow In Joyous Mood A divorced maker of sausage-bologne Was caught passing checks that were phogne. He said, with a grin, As the cop locked him in, Here’s the end of my wife’s alimogne. vford Chaparral. Excused Judge—What! This man charged with in- toxication, and the state of Georgia has been dry foray What is his excu: Defendant's Attorney—Cotton gin, your honor, cotton gin.—Michigan Gargoyle. Truth “Did she tell you the truth when you asked her how old she was?” “Oh, a “Ww 1 she say?” “That it was none of my business.”—Yale Record. Taking Turns Teacher —What is the Bath? Small Boy—Well, Johnny comes first, then me, then Willie, and then the baby.—Dart- mouth Jack 0 Lantern. Order of the 1 you sweep under the carpet?” Ah sweeps everything under dat carpet.” —Columbia Jester. 2 H.Gritithy She—Did you meet any stage robbers while you were out West? He—Yes, 1 took a couple of chorus girls out to dinner.—Michigan Gargoyle. Ring Around a Rosy “There goes a fine, all-around girl.” “So I noticed.”"—Cornell Widow. Expectancy “Mary, why is Willie so keen on going to church again next Sunday?” “The parson fell out of his pulpit this morning and broke his neck, and Willie thinks it’s part of the regular routine. Columbia Jester. Ss. O. S. Dollars—Here, gargon, bring me a spoon sir, but we don’t serve them here is so stirring —Stanford Chaparral. Absent “Ernest,” said the teacher, “tell what you know about the Mongolian race.” wasn’t there,” explained Ernest hastil “[ went to the Harvard-Brown game.”’— Mass. Technology Voo Doo.