Judge — August 23, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

eason—Yeast—Well, there's one consolation now that July ist has passed Crimsonbeak—What's that, like to know? “The postage stamps are only two cents now.”” “Yes, but we're so dry we can’t lick ist Vd really em.” —Yonkers Statesman “Backward, Turn Backward" -In reminiscent. mood, Colonel John E Finch writes of “Good Times” as the homefolks knew them: “Forty years ago every neighborhood had a barbecue and all the people helped to get it up on the fourth of July. Every- bedy and his neighbor would meet and have a good dinner and a good time, with plenty of good old peach brandy and honey and mint to finish it with. Every- thing passed off nicely; no fighting or fussing. Now, you take a drink or two of this ‘white lightni and you will soon catch yourself trying to steal your own pocketbook. We heard a man say a few days ago that he bought a quart of this potash whisky and set it on the mantelpiece. And the next morning the potash had caten the bottom out of the bottle!" —Adanta Constitution, Triumphant Gaul “It is signed! it i “What, the Pea “No, the lease Rire (Paris) A Cruel Shut-Out “My & hasn't any! that until we nde Blactter (Leriin) Getting Down to Details-—* Noth ing in this great wonderful world of ours was made in vain.” “Well,” observed Uncle Bill Bottletop, “maybe you can show me something to do with a perfectly good mint bed.”"— Washington Star Every Day is Sundae—RKedd—Oh, you're a piker! Greene—What do you mean by that? “Why, you've only had four nut-sun- daes, and now you want to quit the bunch and go home!""—Yonkers States- man. “The world will soon be dry.” Other things will come Blue “Cheer up. along.” “Bah!” “There's the jazz dance, for instance.” “How am I going to jazz on ice-cream soda?” —Louisville Courier-Journal. Him—“T'll say this for Crushed prohibition.” “What?” It certainly gave the bar-fly an awful swat.”"—Detroit Free Press Even Now ot up last night for a drink of water, went down two flights of stairs, got a tack in my toe, barked my shins and broke a chair.” “T would not go to all that trouble for a glass of rye."’—Louisville Courier-Jour-. nal, 19 aic naince } can only kiss her on the forehead—and she BAD BREAKS =) Journatistic Foresight—-Cnicaco, Jety 23.— Seven persons were killed and more than iwo score wounded, many of them seriously, in a renewal of race riots in Chicago.—New York Sun, Juiy Bold-face, Lower Case—" Bedroom, suit TWO YOUNG GENTS, dinner out; ALSO SHARE GIRL.” —Glasgow (Scot.) Citizen, advt. A Well-Dressed Deg--*tThe little five-year-old daughter of a well-known woman was gamboling in the park in the company of a PEKINGESE DOG CLAD IN A STRIPED YELLOW AND WHT UNEN POWDERED WITH TINY SPRAYS OF FLOWERS AND A CABRIOLET HAT OP YELLOW GLAZED STRAW TIED WITH A NATTIER BLUE RIB- non.” —London Daily Mail. Probably a Deaf-Mute— ‘For a few minutes, as they walked along together IN SILENCE, Mainson TALKED ot his holiday.” —Penny Pictorial Saving Daylight in| India—"The time ball fell 2 seconds late, was hoisted again and dropped aT 1 P.Mf, CORRECTLY AT NOON to-dav.”—Ragoon (India) Times, comicbooks.com