Judge — August 9, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Summer Shows and Survivals Attractions in New York Theatres that are Brazing the Size. By L. M. At 9:45—Playhouse. Peacetime shoot- ing affair. |*Berrer ‘Ote, Tue—Booth. Heroism, with the fine phrases removed. *Cuu Cun Cuow—Century. Return of | — the air-cooled odalisques. Crimson Attia, Tue—Broadhurst. Trailing a left-handed stabber. East is West—Astor. Chinee charm. Five Mittiox, Tue—Lyric. A home- coming aviator lands in a hornets’ nest. OLLIES OF 1919—Nex Amsterdam. Thornless American Beauties. *Gareties oF 1919—44th tree Wynn’s sideshow of femininity |*Greenwicn Vittace Fotties—Green- wich Village. Memorable lines? Joux Fercuson—Fulton. Buffeted by tragedy, he yet remains spiritually intact. *La, La, Lucitte!—Menry Miller. The overcrowding problem as applied to W. aand Se. COHAN & HARRIS Siv2s: COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT The ROYAL VAGABOND A COHANIZED OPERA COMIQUE ‘Theatre, West 42nd Street. Fives at $220 ELTINGE sits Wwonei.y S'sttinaay 299 A. H. WOODS presents UP IN MABEL’S ROOM With HAZEL DAWN, JOHN CUMBERLAND, Others ICKERBOCKER BiLPt SP Wes 4 Se JOHN CORT'S NEW MUSICAL COMEDY LISTEN, LESTER! Line Caw Old Bil! Bacon foils John Barleycorn and other villains. *Listen, Lester!— Knickerbocker. At the mercy of a widow and a mani- cure. attLe Journey, A—Vanderbilt. Love- ly baggage almost lost. *Lonety Romeo, A—Casino. Lew Fields discovers candy with a kick Broadway and 45th Street. Evenings §:15 Matiness Wedve day and Saturday 2:15 WITH FAY BAINTER ASTOR EAST IS WES 45th Street weet of Broadway. Evening: BOOTH “ii5ic.cietsorinys Gag P THE BETTER ’OLE WINTER GARDEN "wesc Matinees Monte Cristo, Jr. “2 |Dave’s Sea Breezy Letters Sea Cliff, Long Istand, N.Y. Dear Eppre: Are you interested in this here Bolsheviki business the newspapers is full about every day? Out here you don’t hear nothing | about it at all. only the natives sit around the post-office and have arguments about it every They don’t know what theyere talking about, which is nothing different from what some of your New York newspaper write. Some of the editorials Ive seen in some of the newspapers would make a kindergarten blush. Did you read that one about President Wilson? Honest it was terrible. First they call him all kinds of names for not coming back here right away quick and in the next breath they say why don’t he stay over there until everything is fixed instead of leaving every- thing right in the middle! It certainly was some terrible editorial. I diddent read it, some- body told me about it What do you think about the country going dry? Aint it awful the way a few people can run the country if they want to. Those fellers are the real Bolsheviki if you should ask me, Vraen by A Heavy Smoxer » Which you wont *Mipsicut Wiiri—C Lin gerie dervishettes. *Monte Cristo, Jr.—Winter Garden Pneumonia-defying parade. *On, Wat a Girt!—Shubert. “Oh, Uncle!” Rep Dawn, Tue—3oth Street. Bolshevist outing on a phony island. *Royat Vacanonp, Tur—Cohan & Har ris. Comic opera—cohanreviewed a it goes along. *ScANDALS of meeting of shakers. *Sue’s 1 Goop Fettow—Globe. Josep! Santley masqueradescas a miss, a though the show wéré not already suf ficiently skirted. *Spanisn Opera Co.—Cort. Headquar ters for mantillas and castanets. East—Maxine Elliott. Boarding- house buzzards and a frightened dove ‘Too Maxy Huspanps—IMudson. War- time Enoch Arden. Up iw Mapev’s Room—Eltinge. Cumberland is “It” in hide-and-seek-the-chemise. Voice ix THe Dark, A—Republic. As one act is played with lights out, only well-behaved audiences need apply. *ZiecreLp Frotic—Cocoanut Grove. Good looks at good looks. *Indicates musical show. entury Grove Alias, 1919—Liberty. — Scamy the sect of shimmy 39 John a game of This prohibition dont affect me none because I can take a drink or leave it alone, but the thing I’m sore about is the per- sonal liberty they take away from you. Just imagine, Eddie, last night we go out to dinner and just when I feel like having some fancy wine I must got to remember its after July ist and all a feller can do is to order beer, and maybe get it provided the waiter is a good fel ler and knows you. Anyways this prohibition is a good thing for our business because now our salesmen cant send in expense accounts for entertaining out of town customers with drinks that amount to more than the commission on the order they might maybe get Let me know when you and Sylvia is coming ‘out to see us because our cook is ready to leave on a moments notice, besides which I dont like her anyways and if she sees your face it will be the last straw. We are all in fine first class health. Hoping everybody’s the same, 1 am believe me Yours, etc., Dave 1 swore off drinking after July 1st. Did you take in a big supply of the P.S. P.S. stuff too? comicbooks.com