Judge — August 2, 1919 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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August 2, 1919 ee Drown by Pot. Je Rt. Swrrten, Nory Van! Detachment, Marin Barracks, Washington, D. “Next time I guess I won't try to suprise the Never, No Never Again. By Ex-Crr, Wa. P. Suenwas, U.S. 4 In France I remember thi . when I happened to say, Though now it is hard to conceive it, “If ever I stand, on a bit of dry land A fortune won't get me to leave it.” With all of my might, I longed for the sight Of the spot where the shore meets the ocean, In the height of my grief, I cried for relief From that sick’ning internal commotion 12 Months in France A year over here has removed all my fear Of the sickness that used to depress me, Arideo’er the foam, if it takes me back home, Is a prospect that doesn’t depress me. A bunk and some grub, on a sea-going tub, No matter how much of a slow-boat; I wouldn’t protest, if they started me west In a scow, a canoe or a row-boat En route Home—16 Days Out: I remember the day, when I happened to say: And now it’s not hard to conceive it, “If ever I stand, on a bit of dry A fortune won't get me to lea’ The vow I made then, let me make once again > keep it this time, I'll endeavor), e you my hand, next time I hit land M OFF THE OLD OCEAN FOREVER. In Place of Glue. By ExSenor, Rep Renmin, U.S.A. “The boat’s rocking badly; are you gonna sleep on deck tonight?” “Yes; if I can get hold of some ashes.” “ Ashes?” “Sure—to keep from skidding.” TENT xo DECK] There is Only One Way tc |Keep Peace With Your Body By C. HOUSTON GOUDISS Publisher, The Forecast; Food Director, Modern Cookery and Ne Jay a foe within menaces ce of body, mind and 7 VERY your pea spirit. A silent, persistent foe, aided by many of the customs and habits of modern life. Constipation is its name. At one time or other it attacks nearly everyone. And more time, trouble and money are spent in the attempt to conquer it than for any other body-defense purpose. Incidentally, more harm is done by false measures of defense than by any cause save the foe itself. In this war there is only one way to make and keep peace. NUJOL is the peace-covenant in constipation. The Mother's Magazine, Founder, School of ronally-known Food Lecturer. NUJOL is not a drug, not a medi cine. It is a clear, tasteless, odor less, absolutely HARMLESS liquir that softens and lubricates. After it has softened the impacte: mass of wastage in the colon, i smoothes the way to painless elimin ation—and not one particle of i remains in the body to be absorber or to interfere in any way with th health or comfort of the individual and NUJOL Constipation canna ist together. The one sure way to prove the accuracy ¢ this statement is to try a bottle of NUJOL, o get one for some member of your family c some friend who needs to make such a treat of peace with the body Be sure you get NUJOL—the genuine, i bottles only bearing the NUJOL Trade Mark There are substitutes, and you may suffer fror the use of them Nujol Laboratories, sraNDARD OIL CO. (NEW JERSEY 50 Broadway, New York dard Oil Co. (New Jersey), Room 190 Booklet marked “THIRTY FEET OF D S. W Broadway, New York *Regularas Clockwork a AS THE SHADOWS LENGTHEN” Constipation In old age. Dr. Isaac Piste, EYE WATER strengthens weak. c, inflamed eyes, and is an ideal ye wash. Good since 1793. Keep your eyes well and they will help keep you Rt All Druggiats of Sent b BSc Mut poa Reise Te Write for our Booklet. It is FREE JOHN L. THOMPSON SONS & CO., 68 River St., Troy. N.Y. [BURLINGTON HOTEL, 431 ROOMS, 222 BATHS WASHINGTON, D.C. EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN PLANS $2.00 and Up Per Day, With Private Bath Connecting “MADE AT al GARS Burlington Garage ROMEIKE’S PRESS CLIPPING BUREAU We will send you all newspape clippings which may appear about you, your (riends, or any #00 ject'on which you may want to be “up-to-date.” Every news paper and periodical etimportance in the United Btates ang | murove is searched. Terms $6.00 per 100 notices. HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh Ave, New Yor! The Army authorities tell us they can't begin to supply the soldier-demand, espe- sany in the hospitals. for good periodicals. There never are enough Judges to go y place @ tc stamp on the cover and drop in the nearest mail box. ed Meading it a Sim] Uncle Sam will’do the rest- comicbooks.com