Judge — July 26, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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le a | f VARA ment Als }COHAN & HARRIS Wagnci dese ie COHAN & HARRIS PRESENT The ROYAL VAGABOND A COHANIZED OPERA COMIQUE /ELTINGE A.M. WOODS presents UP IN MABEL’S ROOM With MAZEL DAWN, JOHN CUMBERLAND, Others Theatre, West Matinees Wednesday & Street. Hives. at 8:30 | Saturday 2:30 KNICKERBOCKER fires St Wea $ 2s JOHN CORT'S NEW MUSICAL COMEDY LISTEN, LESTER! ASTOR wt reet. Ey Matioes and Satu ) EAST IS WES Winey BAINTER | BOOTH ‘ | THE BETTER sth Street west of Broadway. Evenings 30 Matinees Wedbesday and S.turd.y 2-30. ’OLE SELWYN (‘200050 Weipa weer TUMBLE IN COMEDY SPLASH In the Peace Graveyard Bill Hohenzollern. The souvenir fiend “When will the war end?” The K. P. and the M. P. The frock-coated camp savior. Abbreviated sugar bowls Kultur An overworked terms. The soap-box war prophet vocabulary of sulphuric Smokes for soldiers. “As you were.” —Afloat and Ashore. Summer Shows and Survivals Attractions in New York Theatres that are Braving the Sizzle. By At 9.43—Maxine Elliot. One of those “guess who shot him” plays. Berrer ‘Ove, Tue—Booth. The quence of Old Bill and his pals. East 1s West—Astor. Fay Bainter as a cute curio. Joun Fercuson—Fulton. Tragedy un- sturbed by neighboring girl shows. Fouties or 1919, Tue—New Amsterdam. Beauty in bunches. Gateties or 1919, THe—ggth Street. Girlish gambolings shepherded by Ed Wynn. Greenwicn wich Village. not. Five Mittton—The Lyric. home comed La, La, Lucttte!—Henry Miller. proceedings in a farce bedroom. Licutsix’—Gaiety. The triumph of Old Unreliable. Listen, Lester! sirens. *ullo- Vin Nicuts — Green- Artist models and what Coming Divorce Loud —K nickerbocker. My Favorite M. Littte Journey, A—Vanderbilt. Rail roaded to romance Loxety Romeo, A—Shubert. rainy evening escapade. Mipnicutr Wairt—Century Gr toil not neither do they sleep. Monte Cristo, Jr.—Winter Dumas slightly re-edited. Royat Vacasoxp, Tutr—Cohan & Har- ris. Comic opera turned topsy-turvy Scanpats or 1919, Tue—Liberty. In- curable dance addicts. Sue’s a Goon Fettow—Globe. tery of a cigar-smoking ingenue. 39. Ekast—Broadhurst. Mrs. Grundy’s boarding-house. Turee Wise Foots—Criterion. to a wistful waifie. Tumste Ix—Sekeyn. Lingerie capers occasionally interrupted by a plot Up ix Maseu’s Room—Eltinge. he woman’s wear thou gavest me. Zircretp Froric—Cocoanut Grove. Mak- ing glad the night with Beauty and Bevo. Lew Field's They Garden. Mys- Hosts Reading By Percy Waxman ut the Man Will W 1 these tips to nobby d "© not keen on heavy reading; Windy essays aren't my style; I'm quite deat to fiction’s pleading; Poems, too, just make me smile, I don’t care for books on fighting; Tales of sea-life make me mad; Politics and dreamy writing Somehow scem to me as bad But the kind of thing I swear by (Though a thing that no one quotes); I get information rare by Reading Nash's Program Notes Do read ultra Mr. Nash; He'll show you how to cut a dash; Let him spend your dollars On new styles in collars, On underwear squander your cash. Have Beaunash advise you, And he will surprise you; Let him be your mentor and guide. Why merciful heaven! He'll teach you eleven New ways that your tie should be tied. » taadard feature of all the ressers modestly signs hi. stre pr d the author lucubrations “ Beaunash Formerly I'd go to dinner, Wearing shoes ot brightest tan. I wore checks to make me thinner, Like some youthful college man. Scarfs in hundreds I would buy them; Dots and stripes in green and red; But I found I couldn't tie them, So L wore a beard instead. Now since I have read Beaunash on What's correct for me to wear, I've developed quite a passion For selecting clothes with care. Mr. Nash will tell you why You should never, never buy Yellow golf stockings With pale purple clockings ‘To wear with a cherry pink tie; In Maine or Bahamas, Wear tartan pajamas White nightgowns are not in the swim, y feel unhappy, But gee! you'll look snappy In anything chosen by him. comicbooks.com