Judge — July 12, 1919 — page 32: what you’re looking at

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“Thou shalt wander on the earth till I return”’ tding to the legend, was the sen and wandering pre » with blows and footprints lightne ¢ Siberian s nv the leaves this rmed the . and who « arms towards America sureless de Read ful in com: of te lism, as told by the celebrated Eugene Sue, in his famous The Wandering Jew 6 EDITION DE LUXE VOLUMES IN 3 (Each size 83, x6 inches) Over 2200 Pages Deckte-edge, Laid Paper — Original Etchings Big Type Art Buckram Binding —Gold Tops ted. MONEY R_ TODAY — The Supply i IP NOT SATISFIED. WANDER + and delivers rections for berwise will, within 3 a. mt refunded 00 theit return, at your expense, their receipt Name Address TENT AND DECK The War Book of Private Fuller Piffle Ky St HAPTER ONE Coming at me with a gun I spied a Hun Weapons with me I hd So T was in quite a tix But was I affrighted?—Nix! Killed him wii Men like me don’t need a rifle 1 coupla bricks. Don't applaud—‘tis but a tritle Cuarter Two. A German flew O'er my post and boldly threw Bombs upon me. What do you Think did? 1 jumped up high, Grabbed that rude Teutonic guy. Soaked the villain in the eve Swiped his plane and kicked him out— ly, I'm a nervy scout! Cuaprer Tiree. In front of me Stood a Krupp gun batteree Did I fee? No! I madly charged those Huns, Did I tremble? With my hands I broke the guns, Shells I captured by the tons Killed the crew in half an hour Such is my amazing power Uo bene: Drawn by Sav Lavine, Us Se MC Would y mind telling me, youny a n your arn Brand-New-t.x- Bue That. my friend, is the division between me an’ Uncle Sam's Army! 32 This Week's Best Service Joke Vive and Let Vive By Exses H. M. Pace, Noe lit Station, Pom la, Fl Is « Monsieur, Oui, iself Liberté. Cuapter Four. An army corps Of the Kaiser's soldiers bore Down upon me. With a roar Of defiance I attacked ‘em With my swagger stick I whacked ‘em, With my open hand I smacked ‘em This demned war was won the minute I enlisted and got in it! An Abandoned Gob By J. Pose Among the crew on a ship which recently left port was Jones. who was troubled with seasick- ness. After the ship had been to sea twenty four hours, the captain had an “abandon ship” drill. Every one was at his station but Jones. and after a search, he was brought before the captain “My man, don’t you know any better than t fail to go to your station on the ‘abandon shit signal? What would have happened to you it the ship was really sinking “Really sinking!” asked the awed ‘ain't she sinking? Why, | thought we were sinking for the past four hours.” It Happened at Upton By Magow Jous H. Beuss, U.S.A The Commanding General on a tour of in spection of units lately arrived from overseas. encountered a colored doughboy, round of face and grinning. Attracted by his cheerfulness, the General stopped him “Sam,” he asked, “how did you like France?” ine, suh.”” “And how about the meals over there?” “*Nevah missed a meal, suh.” “Never missed a meal ‘The General lately from the front was astounded “No, suh, | nevah missed a meal—of course some of them was two or t’ree days late.” Ivant: Ivisab » cult dats In ne reputati » gruds scribes, eter. Inter official ; er mus If he ii solemni fidently The | self wit 1 resid His nex or polit himself. be mad not set whom h ulatic These comicbooks.com