Judge — July 12, 1919 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Unalloyed—When Lloyd George was bout fourteen, his guardian uncle, Richard Lloyd, was puzzled what to make of him. choosing a carcer for the lad he put b a room with a Bible, an apple, and a shilling. If the hoy chose the Bible he was to be a parson, if the apple he was to go into horticulture, and if the shilling he was to be a lawyer. When To help him the uncle went into the room some time later he found young David seated on the Bible, ¢ ing puinted the shillin 4 sepered mg Ie Honi Soit--E. Berry Wall was con demning the toro fashions In the foyer of the Hotel de Paris : Monte Carlo.” he said, “a young girl ir 1 white dinner gown stood with a you American soldier the other evening under a blazing clectrolier “The girl, swinging round before the young man, said “ “How up?’ “Up to the knee diamond and does my new gown show And what stunning buckles you're sporting on your garters D. troit Free Press * said he ruby As Usual—Recently Colonel Hous answered a half-column of reportorial questions—but he didn’t say anythin JOURNAL | {33 ISM Kedd—>0 vou The Heart of Art take that magazine regularly. do Oh, ves Greene “You must like 1 then.” Is it lustrated?”” Well. the union-suit and i vertisements are Yonkers: State Those Blundering Types Thro in “error” in print, the article reading bass should have ‘read suckers and bull heads caught by Harry Northrop.Je/ ferson (O.) Gazette these Drat typogr. I er rors!” exclaimed the editor of the vine Argus What's the troubles” asked the fore man I wrote a pert paragraph in whic mentioned the fact that liquor is sell here for S10 a quart Well?” It came out in the paper, “$1 a quart,’ ind I've been swamped with telephone calls all day asking me where I get my supply for medicinal purposes.”"—Bir- mingham Age-Herald “We will give sub- anything to eat or wear on to a bundle of rags, ind from a roasted beef to a bullfrog’ leg. We will take on account cash or potatoes, butter, eggs, wood, turnips, coon hides, pearls, slugs, apples, honey. chickens, ducks, turkeys or anything else you have to eat drink, wear or trade on. So there is no excuse. Please come acros' Columbus Irk.) Sun Desperation scriptions for from a bale of « molasses squirrels These Modern Dances bidden here.” fe has fainted.” comicbooks.com