Judge — July 5, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Panga? at - Lorene Here we have the escort rolling the lady across Fifth Avenue at gand Street. At the behest of the traffic cop they show great speed. Fashion Note—A Pump That Renders Portable The Most Portly By C. L. Funneie Mlustrated by Avwert Leverixc ERE’S a lady’s pump that carries, Then her escort grabs her gently Just abaft its little heel, Zz By the shoulders or the neck, Quite a dainty pair of rollers Po And he tips her on her rollers The remark- That revolve on shafts of steel. Like a luggage truck on deck. able pump as viewed from the starboard quarter. They're designed for male convenience— When the call of train or traffic When he gets her o’er the crossing For the escort of the maid Makes velocity a point, Or they catch their waiting train, Who inclines to hobble skirtings And the lady in the hobble Then he stands her on her tootsies Though her progress is delayed. Cannot bend a single joint— And she hobbles on again! Moving Pictures—Our Blasé Weekly Casting the Die Monday—King George reviews journeymen tailors. The possibility of future favors and the memory of past Tuesday—Business men’s convention at Kankakee. ones die at the same time. Wednesday—Fire at Hoboken. Thursday—King George inspects fishmongers. Ever Notice "Em? Friday—Bathing girls at Long Beach take a bath. Visitor—What do you do with your spoiled pens. Dispose Saturday—King ‘George reviews gentlemen steeplechasers. of them as junk? Pen Manufacturer—No; we sell them to the postoffice A Natural Inference department. “Paw!” yelled several of the Johnson children. “Bearcat says he won’t go to school this morning{”” Cruel Prohibition “He won't, hey?” roared Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, Always, in the days when beer was freely sold, he found, on Ark. “Knock him down with something, and then five or six his arrival at home, his wife waiting for him and always he of you pile on him, hog-tie him, and drag him along. Whatthe saw double and two women scemed to greet him from the head Sam Hill does the little 7 of the stairs. Then came cuss think he is, anyhow B the dry days and, one —a second lieutenant?” FEN; = night, when he got to the house, sober as a judge Explained he saw only one womar “When does a luxury A = at the head of the stairs, become a necessity?” DS : And then he went out “Immediately after way, and hanged himself from one strikes up an ac- grief over the loss of one quaintance with it.” of the family. Honk! Honk! ry The Way It Goes Money maketh the mare 4 The man who had some to go; | aneestors Or so they say, and I - And often of them guess it’s so; rants But it’s different with an 2776" ' Rar Roux Peer ter Z Is usually distinguished auto, though— Blower—You must practice this swing till you have it gauged to the fraction by a of an inch. Why. I could lay my watch on the ground, with the ball atop it, ant a. An auto maketh the and knock the ball off with one clean swipe and never touch the watch. The whiskers on his ~ money go. Caddy—Will you have & try at it, mister? pants. He comicbooks.com