Judge — June 28, 1919 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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June 28, 1919 ngeric The asino N kid | - girl ‘ Re- | assis- ythe | Familiar Folks: Mrs. Tillie ship Tellet By H.W. Dav unts Mi a RS. TILLIE TELLET is a wee thing with a palpitating tongue and an ex pansive mouth. Note carefully her “Did you hear about Acsert Liventn ubhi than ntroductory remarks: The George Brown and that young Hixon girl? You fidn’t? Well, I can hardly believe it myself Il of it; but really I’ve seen enough to make me eel that there might be something wrong. Let ne tell you.” Buzz-z-z-z-zz! There is no use to try to stop Ti not after she has that much lead. You can’t shut now. She wants you to know what she ic d, plus what she has imagined, and in spite of all you can do, she is going to tell It is Mrs. Tellet’s business to learn things She exists for no other pur- pose. Small scandal is her line—the kind that really isn’t bad, you know, just bad enough to t people to looking for something worse. Not for the world would she have you think that | she believes there is anything really wicked she only wants you to be prepared ind pags them on going on; in case something awful does come out Tillie’s forte, however, is her knack of get ting chummy with you before you realize that “] you have committed yourself to a policy of ing. She slips across a choice bit ompromises you ere you notice that you ar at the weather or a major no longer talking abe eration. Bless her heart, she is temperament lly and damnably confidential. In justice to the whole truth © pointed out that Tillie is a pious litle larly, sings in woman. She goes to church reg the choir, teaches a class of girls in Sunday school, and takes an inconspicuous but stra ¢ factional fights that the tee ongregation so loves. position in Appalling By J. E. Mivpreros Consider a horrid, terrifical fact From the Neo-Victorian past. The ¢ With never a leg in the cast One little correction. Not counting the two inning the tenor, soft-eved Nanki Poo. vert and Sullivan operas live Under SINCE 188l Pajamas & Night Shirts “The NIGHTwear of a Nation!” Merely to see F to see F aultless nightwear is to “sense” comfort. All that induces refreshing sleep is in Faultless Pajamas and Night Shirts. They are made of soft, cool, skin- soothing, seasonable lightweight fabrics—roomy, well proportioned, specially sewed and finished inside and out. REST ASSURED At 11,886 _ representative stores ‘ te ROSENFELD & CO. Baltimore and _ New York CANTRELL & COCHRANE THE STANDARD Ginger Ale OF TWO CONTINENTS Order by the dozen for use at home ‘SsHIS”? ie ——_—, This young mother tenderly holding kis baby has a univer sal appeal. There is in her A eyes and attitude all. that strikes the finest chord in hu man fee He is over there, This is his haby which he will first see when he has returned from hi watch What a beauty and senti = —_—_} ment is here pictured. + revered —and that is every ealing picture Re on a heavy double ig are ready for di p tions in full mat, 11x14, and ready for fra tribution ash or stamps with your name ese prints will be sent you by nd twenty-Give cents amd address, and one o return mail, JUDGE ART PRINT DEPT.., 225 Fifth Avenue, New York Sam will do the rest EL * Coane 5 H let a wounded ‘soldier read this copy of Judge vie you've finished Tada it The Army authorities tell us they can’t begin to supply the soldier-demand, espe- Simply place a 1c. stamp on th cially in the hospitals, for good periodicals. There never are enough Judges to go ’round 1 cover and drop in the nearest mail box. Uncle ]