Judge — June 28, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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you ery pic- ; in ere, the so ver. she ma eof rite full Irrepressible, A Long-skirt Decalogue [. Thou shalt not take too high broad a step, lest thou shou goeth before a fall. Il. Thou » checkered dress, or even a dew-kist dress, but thy skirt it must be long « g tight or 100, ist learn that haste ze a striped dress, or dit must be very excee Ill. Thou shalt not speak falsely or sl ngly of thy neighbor, hobble-appareled verily | say unto. thee, thou wilt fake } IV. And if necessary thou sh slash thy tight skirt in 01 1 reasonable-length step, Fashion. V. And if thou thinkest thou may be late to a class it is then permissible that thou shouldst reach down and cause the slash to be a trifledeeper, thus to hasten thy progress. VI. (Censored.) VII. And if thou be a hu to ride upon street cars, thou shalt rry with thee at all times, ¢ though ou art burdened with many books, one ll cracker box, for if perchance the i fers th istance, thor silt surely find need of it. | Vill. (Censored.) IN. And if while at the dance thy date should Yead thee to take too long a step sooner or later It even thee saith Dame nan de eno ith the Colle e Wits Irresponsible Sarcas “shimmy Be care Press this suit Sure I believe Thad it pressed here the art not, my’ remember that although thou art thy in all things. even X even mother’s dau yking at the suit I don’t know, been pressing suits for two vears. 1 be modest nly Penn State Froth in thy mar ‘Pilgrim’s the English gues refu such a book “T meant to have you read Progress,’ by Bunyan, this term Prof. told his class, to countenance the ¢ That afternoon the English Pi his scholars stampede the library *s Progress” and chuckled drily. “First time in eight years I could get tho: read that book,” he said to himself.—Cu Jester. watched search of cam On-nest Thinking Rhetoric Prof-—Nour dicti ch out ay He migh' isabsurd. How man ive his mind set on Michigan a wet boo! it’s got a license, whassamatter?” ¢ car Veracious “Ow did yer git that black eve, Pat?” “Oi slipped an’ fell on me back.’ “But ver f in’t on yer back.” No—naythur was Flannigar Nebraska ' reason What to Tell Her k to that other girl. r. beca ‘That you can’t bear te ‘That vou like to talk t (any That she is the only person who scems to understand you. That there is some ng mysterious. about her. ‘That she is a wonderful ds That you will tell her something about some other woman. That you've been disappointed in love. That you've never been in love. That her cyes are pretty That her hat is pretty is pretty That her mc That her hair is p That her neck is pretty Continue ad infinitum is pretty. tty. Kansas Sour Speaking of Literature Frosh—Have you read “ Freckle Co-FA—No, that’s just my veil. State Froth 29