Judge — June 21, 1919 — page 31: what you’re looking at

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ubli body Oe ‘The here and wn reat ng, the ere Il me Boobleizh has a childlike faith in his wife y_ tell ’s wonderful Poetical Polygamy By Joun Noxtunes Hituiany "TIS true I sing of many loves, ‘They range from Anne to Zoe; I chant the curve in Helen's chin, The lissome grace of Chloe. In nimble verse I celebrate The rustic charms of Chloris; In madngal and villa [ praise the dai Some days I favor eyes of brown, Then gray eyes claim my fancy; At other times the black and bh e Exert sweet necromancy. A kiss on Peggy’s lips I press, In verse that tinkle-tankles; [ turn a canzonet in praise Of Daphne's well-turned ankles. The golden threads of Laura’s hair I weave into a sonnet; To Susan—saucy jade—I write Quaint jingles on her bonnet But there is one I never praise In rhyme or measured 1 And yet of all the girls I sing She's fairer far and sweeter. No twinge of jealousy disturbs Her disposition sunny; For though I sing of many loves ‘Tis she that gets the moncy. Why, he even goes so far as to take her word for it y s there is plenty of In the Last Analysis WHY are many who smack their lips over food prepared by African cooks and served by African waiters so squeamis Jim Crow cars? Why must a man remove his hat when a woman may keep hers on? Why are not mining promoters, who use their “inside information” to benefit not themselves, but their clients, oftener called unselfish? Why are poorly paid scrubwomen, clerks and editors compelled to buy trolley transportation when policemen and other public officials as to demand aren't? Why does a sanitary desk have legs and sanitary bath tub doesn’t? Why do those who pay for running the gov ernment have to put postage on letters when those who do the running don’t? Why are such appellations as Hon, and Rev used at all when they can be used only ironi cally? Why a ers exempted from paying an tax when congressmen, governors, judges, et« are? hodearriers and other labor- income The Secret Willis—That new girl in your oftice who used to be in the Women’s Motor Corps is the fastest stenographer [ ever saw. How do you do it? Gillis—1 make her feel at home. You see, I have an ex-traflic-cop chasing her on the type writer at the next desk BT TABLETS All Pain Headaches Neuralgias Colds and La Grippe Women's Aches and Ills Rheumatic and Sciatic Pains Ask Your Druggist for AK Tablets (If be cannot supply you, write us) Small Size Dozen Size 10c BW 25c See Monogram K on the Genuine The Astitamala Remedy Company, St. Losis, Mo. Write for Free Samples | CANTRELL & COCHRANE THE STANDARD GingerAle OF TWO CONTINENTS Order by the dozen for use at home | oan's | Liniment keep it handy Cuticura Soap IS IDEAL For the Hands Soap He, Ointment 5 & We., Talcam Ze. Bample Jeach mailed free by “Catlcura, Dept. B, Boston.”