Judge — June 21, 1919 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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did you put up your city hall (o look like an ancient castle? the movie people pay a good s here, and they said it would be a great help in filming medieval scenes.” —Pittsburgh Sun. Pleasant Silences—If there is any- thing I enjoy it’s going to the moving pictures.” “T thought you were such an admirer of the English languare.”” “Lam. I hate to go to the movies to rest. my cars.” Washington Star. ear it abused. 1 Décolleté—* Doesn't that movie ac- tress put on airs?” “Well, she ought to put on some- thing.”"—Film Fun. Envy—‘If I had my life to live over,” remarked Mr. Dustin Stax, “I'd be a moving-picture star.” “But you have amassed wealth.” “Yes. But a moving-picture star can make a million dollars a minute with- out having the finger of scorn pointed at him as a profitecr.”"—Vonkers Statesman. Pinning Him Down—“ You say Yor- ick Hamm is a big movie star? “Sure he is.” “Never heard of him. salary?” “Ten thousand dollars. Fix his class, boy, fix his class. A week or a year?” as City Journal. What's his The Silent Places—Dearborn —Got back from New York, have you? Wabash—Yes, and glad to get back. “How did you find things there?” “Fearfully crowded. Couldn't get a room in a hotel for love or money.” “Why, where did you sleep?” “At the movies.” —V onkers Statesman. Does She Ever See the Pictures?. “Why the clean collar in such a hurry “Gotta see my girl for a minute or two.” “But your shoes need polishing.” “She can’t see my shoes.” “Huh?” “She lives in one of these little booths in front of a picture theatre. We talk through the window.”—Louisville Cou- rier Journal. Exit the Master Crook “De cette fagon,les traces de ct je ne serai jamais pincé par By means of this simple device of my footsteps will be effaced and Holmes will be totally baffled.” Mile (Paris). traces herlock le Péle- A Studio Query—‘Solomon was a man of incredible wealth.” “I know he was. How do you suppose a man could secure such an enormous in- come at a time when there was no motion- picture business?”—IWashington Star. Something to Be Thankful For— “It is a mighty good thing it never freezes in California.” “Why?” “It would be awful if the faces of some of those Mack Sennett comedians should freeze in some of those comic distortions.” —Witchita Eagle. Some Men Don't Want to Be Demobilized —London Opinion | WET AND DRY __ he Dry Tortugas—“ Is our country to become a howling desert?” asked the impassioned “wet.” “Tt looks that way,” replied the com placent “dry.” “We are going to furnish the aridity and you felk will do the howling.” —Birmingham A ge-Herald. Extract of Aqua—"Poor old July murmured Uncle Dill Bottletop. “They’ve made it safe and sane. “Yes. There's no further to go. First they took out the fireworks and now they’ve taken out the firewater.”—Wash- ington Star. Here Comes the Dried—A joyous jury in Orange County—name redolent of fruity flavors, proclaiming earth's abundance—has decided that cider con- taining 5.39 per cent. of alcohol is not legally intoxicating. Goshen shows the way to thirsty multitudes. en in a dry land, sacred be the tipple of the honest farmer!—New York World. A Stiff Hooker—“Pa, what's meant by ‘fisherman’s luck’?” “Opinions differ, my son. Some men’s idea of ‘fisherman’s luck’ is having a genial old farmer hail them from the river bank and, after winking and making mysterious signs, produce a little iug of something he’s willing to part with for S10, ‘seein’ it’s you.""—Birmingham A ge- Herald.