Judge — June 14, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Judge i ditorials Seer Wa Sterner foun \ t “Eder JA Peartros Siricune Sea Fappism, Bousnevism aNp “WuHatrnot Nan elder ¢ superstition, hysteria, hypocrisy, fantastic fanaticism, faddism, Bolshevism “whatnot” are striving toward the same One of the widely advertised foundations for the move- ment is the “Uplift” of the people, yet the vociferous pouters for the cause have not told us who it is that is asking for the “Uplift.” The busy bees have no time for such doing: It is the idlers, the drones who are doing the shouting, and with what purpose in view? Some fina it a pleasant way to pass the time and gain newspaper notoriety; others look for the financial advantage. An aching void of the pocket-book starts many « iaddist movement. With a capital stock of language the agitators jump into their “buzz-wagons” and begin their journeys. When no attention is paid to them they cut out the muffler in defiance of all laws and moral codes. They forget that there is a brake on the car and nev Ww when to stop. Their ideals become idols. They selected their stars and hitched their wagons to them, but more often find the stars are of the shooting variety; when they are back to earth they distinguish the out- lay men and mytholog humbu were swayed in ery, by darkness, modern. times hallucinations, and end have line of burly policemen as the background for their tars. With all the clamorir for personal lib- erty, equality, what was sweet ar now becomes — harsh and malodorous. Personal liberty? All. this torical fireworks, this throwing of melon rinds, as it were, at the sacred basis of all society for- etc., once melodious, RECONSTRUCTION E. Routes ¥ urer tr E. Hastrosx tet Director ary Editor vTon Mackatt Vana E jas for Light, Gas for Heat.” Gas, yes, in the form of superheated atmosphere is employed both ex- tensively and expensively in the cause. ‘They show pictures of how Society should look, and tell us they are genuine paintings, but upon close exam- ination we find the only thing to rivet our attention is the question whether they are daubed or smi s ty is shown as a bunch of lickspittles sittin around like sponges, eagerly waiting to swallow and absorb the vituperative loquacity, the perverted soci- ology, the sulphurous blasphemies of the hearthstone. True citizens decry the bellowings of the so-called “Uplifters,” and it is time that such men should get together and cease being ‘the ge notonly financially, but also morally and materially. T Heinz or Harspurc in these United States, Mr. Heinz a good HERE died the other day, the proprietor of the “537 Varieties. started with nothing and left everything name, earned by a lifetime of good works, not only in business, but in philanthropy. A year or ¢ died in Austria the aged Francis Joseph, read of the Dual Monarchy. He started with everything and he left nothing. ‘True, he had better fortune than some of his fellow autocrats, for hedied in his bed and he retaine to the last the trappings of d potic power. But never while the world endures will Au tria_ forget curse the name of Francis Joseph Solomon, the wise, said that a good name is bet- ter than rubies. Which name would you rather inherit—Heinz, cibly reminds us Pan—What’ dea, Bacchus? of a well-known Bacchus—Whaddya think? Prohibition, of course or Hapsburg? 1s comicbooks.com