Judge — June 7, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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“I saved this dress for 15c— “You remember that awful grease spot? I took it out with— CARPQNA Cleaning Fluid And, my dear, you can use Carbona on any- thing because it will not injure the most delicate fabric or color. I like it, too, because it is perfectly safe to use day or night—you know Carbona is the one cleaning fluid that— Cannot Burn or Explode” 15c—25ce—50c bottles At all druggists Carbons Products Co. M2 W. 2b St, N.Y. a Withihe Gllege Wits ‘ Irrepressible. Joyous Anti-Climax She clung to him. He could feel the subtle thing within him stirred. He touched her bare shoulders with the tips of his fingers, her hot breath in his face. “My Gosh,” he said, bling, 9 ** What would you have me She lifted her eyes to his—eyes in) which Superlatives burned an_ inscrutable fire “Pick up your feet Legitimate Plea Father — My daugh- ter, it gives me much discomfort to see you keeping company with such spendthrifts Don’t you know that a fool and his money are soon parted? I know that but it seems th. fools have all the State Froth One on Pa Stern Parent—Marie, what were you and young Jossom doing last night when your little brother caught you? Marie—Nothing, pa, except quietly discussing practical experimentation of osculatory theories. S. P—And that little devil told me that that man was kissing you.— Nebraska Awgwan pheum? Second Gurgle How the Faculty Will Spend Their Salary Increase—I The Horrid Beast! “Yes,” said the profes- sor, “Jessop may be right but Tam certain I have discovered another hypoth- esis.” replied the I thought they nt “ Indee« Hop-lady were extinct.” —Michig Gargoyle Feats of the Math. Dept. Professorp—Now, gentle men, look at the board and I will run through it quickly.—Lehigh Burr. 30 At last, enabled to give vent to his hetic taste, Professor Pumpenikle of the nch department lures Cross Climber nie to the private dining-room of the Old Altschuler.—Yale Record. rrespousible Inside Information nan at Grace's I liked Mr. Mills much better.—Cor- Sopkh—That’s different til they got an undertaker.—Penn State Froth JUDGE “Say, sonny,” asked the tramp of the litth warmth of her burning into his soul. Some- boy playing in the yard, “where does your father keep his money?” “In the kitchen, in the pocket of an old vest,” replied the boy. Two minutes later the tramp emerged from the kitchen door with great speed, looking ter ribly battered “Sharp kid, that he murmured, he picked himself up. “He didn’t tell me his old man was in the vest —Michigan Gargoyle Military Question May~ Harry asked me for just one little kiss Mabel—What did he want to do? Get the range?— Dartmouth Jac O' Lantern. Adam's Wait Soph—My grand father lived until he was 100 years old Fresk—That’s _noth- ing. Adam lived unul he was 930 years old. He had to live un- Hadn't Noticed Him First Gurgle—Did you notice that good-look ing fellow who sat right back of us at the Or Oh, the handsome chap with the red necktie and tan suit, and wore his hair pompadour? No, why?— Nebraska Awgwan. Nothing Doing English Preceptor—Next week, gentlemen, you will please come in with “ Much Ado About Nothi Simple Student Then there is ni ment?—Princeton T Yes, sir. assign- In the Library Co-Ed (coolly, to fresh- man who has just picked up her handkerchief) Thank you. But if I should happen to drop it again, please don’t bother. It wasn't you I meant.— Penn State Froth. Draet wha ro Hi Di