Judge — June 7, 1919 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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. = From a Sinner’s Diary By Lyxerte Freese All soldiers must be chocolate, the way the grrls take after ’em. Cheer up! When the one that's in the way now gets out, someone else will get in ‘There’s as many kinds of autos as there are religions. Graft—when you aren’t in on it. We've all said “’tis cheaper to buy than to save,” till there’s nothing left. The women can do the work, right enough, if they don’t have the men to wait on. The only folks we can get along with are those we don’t care a drat what they do. Sometimes Nature don’t seem to have any more sense than some of the other rulers. Home—where you work for nothing and in what you earn somewhere else. ‘o raise chickens without feeding em: Let someone else feed ’em. When the big ones are on top you know there’s that many big ones, anyw, Maybe everybody don’t cheat; but you couldn’t shoot into a crowd without mangling a good per cent who do. Experiments are interesting—tested on someone else. You may get discouraged but you can’t stop, if it’s in you. I" hard camouflaging 200 Ibs. into go. pa: Drawn by Caswremp Yooxa “Good He. to the statior No need of a head where you're obliged to be three pair of legs. Duty—working to save someone from doing it who ought to. Some folks have a sight more grit than they do sense. You can serenely watch it rain on your neighbor's beans; when on your own it makes you nervous. Drawn by Ross Westovnn Turee tx One—Tue Veuicre or tHe 4 ns! Missed it! And after running like a greyhor all the way Weeds count up like six per cent. Tis wrong-handed and awkward inflating someone with joy when your own bellows has been punctured and collapsed so long. I’ve been hunting my cellar for the biggest apples for a fellow who had to go to the hospital. A woman was pitying my back as I set out straw- S- Future berry plants. She needn't. I didn’t come from the remnant counter. I am not a new model, but a regular Painted-Desert Injun. If there was a boy who wanted to be decent I don’t know how he'd manage it. I know a manwho’sasbig a mump with outsiders as he ought tobewith hisownfolks. Modern Ritualism “What church do you at- tend?” “ Usually St. Paul’s, for its thé dansants. Though occas- ionally I go to St. Matthew's for vaudeville.” The Mailed Missed Willis—Why is Hardup so enthusiastic about Burleson? Gillis—He says the bills that were mailed forhisChrist mas pur- chases haven't reached him yet. comicbooks.com