Judge — May 31, 1919 — page 16: what you’re looking at

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y Henvas Paton A Digest BAD BREAKS Have We Missed Something? Returning soldiers already are mani festing unrest, the lawmakers were told. because of being deprived UNHEARD OF ilcoholic beverages." —New York Times A Lonesome Legal Seance—" There was only sufficient accommodation in the court for THOSE WHO HAD BUSINESS CON NECTED WITH THE INQUIRY. The JURY relatives, WITNESSES, and Press repre sentatives and the general public were not admitted.”— Portsmouth (Eng.) News The Long, Long Rail—“ Beginning on Sunday first, Glasgow Railwaymen inaugurate the 48 Hous’ Day."’"—London Daily Record. Self-Restraint—* The outbreak was overed BEFORE MUCH DAMAGE WAS DONE BY THE WATCHMAN, who saw smoke ng from the starboard ventilator.” don Daily Mail The Fifth Season—" Remember to put the clock forward an hour at bedtime ON SATURDAY EVENING FIRST Summer time begins on Tuespay.""—Stirling (Eng.) Observer. Some Stranding—.A very heavy rain fell here Wednesday afternoon The streams were swollen and overtlowed. Several persons were STRANDED ON BOTH sipes OF Pesate CREEK OVER NIGHT Synder, Cor, Scribner (Nebr.) News Nude Food—* With regard to the food t we buy I have seen bakers’ boys with dirty hands delivering the bread NAKED ily Mirror AND UNASHAMED.” — London Da Far Too Flowery land receives A QUANTITY OF FLOUR Two pouxps OF FLOUR have arrived here from Danzig Ir will be pistkmmuTeD in this city Allied officers will supervise sales of the flour and will prevent spect LATORS FROM GETTING U1.” —Manitoba (Can.) Free Press Odorous Epidemic Niriend of mine has kept himself and his family im mune from influenza IN A DISTRICT SORELY SMITTEN RY EATING SPRING ON 10Ns.""—Glasgow (Scot.) Eening Times Expanded Brevity—“He had only a SINGLE WORD to say, A SHORT SHARP WORD it Was—' WHO WILL JOIN ME? “The Sun Dance Trail.” Four Postillion Power—* The Prin- cess drove with her father in a closed carriage DRAWN BY FOUR POSTIL- Lions." —Cambridge Daily News. 16 SALESMANSHIP Selling Talk—"I have a swell place picked out for you.” “What is it like?” It is simply gorgeous!” “Such a glorious porch!” Yes?” “With the most magnificent view!” Anything else?” “Yes, it's on) Grand Wichita Eagle Avenue!” The Strategist—* Snickets,”’ said the financier to his private secretary, “who was that persistent fellow who wanted to sec me?” \ book agent, sir.” “Ah! I'm glad you didn’t let him in. What method did you use to get rid of him?” “The usual method, sir. I bought set of books.” —Birmingham Age-He Super-Hazardous Occupation —Bovk Salesman—I'm going to lay off for a nth Sales Manager—What's the idea? Book Salesman—I've got only one life and I’m darn lucky to have that! An hour ago a grinning office boy permitted me to enter the den of a wild man engaged in figuring out his excess profits tax Buffalo Express. The Brighter Side—* The floor walker reported me for inattention and I’ve been banished to the hardware department.” “Don’t let that bother you, son. Al though the dware department maj lack distinction, it’s much easier to sell a suburbanite a hoe than it is to sell a lady of fashion a pair of gloves.” —Birming ham Age-Herald. comicbooks.com