Judge — May 10, 1919 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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ay 10, 1919 WITH the COLLEGE WITS Irepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible pe coe teewer secemme al Miss Finnigan—Does your dau that the fellow she is cone with is Mrs. Flanagan—Sure. that's why to drop him!—Columbia Jester House Party Reservations They loved her eyes of azure blue, Her ankles straight and trim And each one thought her ripe, red lips Were just reserved for him. So when the party all was gone Each brother needs must tell How oft’ he'd kissed her—and then learn How twenty others fell! Cornell Widow It Depends Teacher—Now, children, here’s an example n mental arithmetic. How old would a person te who was born in 1888? Pupil—Was it a man or a woman? Nebraska Awgwan Whereupon Lecturer—Young gentlemen, do not our time. Whereupon the student body left the building Dartmouth Jack 0 Lantern. waste en masse Dry Ac.—What's dry humor? Shef—When Kentucky ratified the Prohibi- ion Amendment.— Yale Record. Effective Fond Parent—Did you hear my daughter ‘ing? Returned Soldicr—Ves. Fond Parent—What did you think of her ange? Returned Soldier—1 should say she ought to Lill at three miles.— Princeton Tiger. No No, Simplicitus, it doesn't prove your piano s made of cloth because you can go up and tar off a rag whenever you want to.—Cornell Vidow. ‘The Colon Is the Home of Health— Keep It Clean! By C. HOUSTON GOUDISS Publisher, The Forecast; Food Director, Mother's Magazine; Founder School of Modern Cookery and nationally-known Food Expert PRING HOUSE-CLEANING isat hand. It’sa hard job, at best. But consider what an impossible task it would be if the house hadn't been getting its regular daily cleaning all these months! Long before this no one could have lived in it. The accumulated dust and | dirt, which is fairly easy to down day by day, would have so clogged the quarters that they would be unin- habitable. Your Colon is the house where your health lives. It has different ‘trooms’’ |}in which your daily physical welfare “lives’’. These ‘‘rooms’’ are long and narrow. So they are easily clogged. And when constipation clogs them, your health has to get along the best it can in a home that isn’t fit to live in, any more than a house clogged up with dust and dirt is fit for you and your family to live in. Nujol is the broom that will keep this “home of health’’ in perfect order all the time. Nujol is the only helper that will do this without turning things topsy-turvy and upsetting all the “rooms” —just as Spring house-cleaning does. By daily use of Nujol you can free your- self from all disease-risk, discomfort and in- efficiency that come from a clogged colon. Nujol is not a medicine. Not the least particle of it is absorbed into the system. Te is a clear, tasteless, odorless, absolutely HARMLESS softener and lubricant. A baby can take it with perfect safety. It doesn’t upset the stomach or anything else. It simply keeps the home of your health CLEAN and COMFORTABLE. It is sold only in sealed bottles bearing the Nujol trade-mark. Be sure to get the genu- ine. You may SUFFER from substitutes. | C. Heuston Geudiss Nujol Laboratories, sraNDARD OIL CO.(NEW JERSEY) 50. Broadway, New York Nujol Laboratories, Standard Oi! Co. (New Jersey), Room 20-L, 10 Broadway New York: Please send me at once the booklet marked— “THE DAYS THAT GO BEFORE” 7] CTRRDASS THAT So, MEzOnE “WAGES OF NEGLECT” “AS THE SHADOWS LENGTHEN” Constipation as a cause of piles Constipation in eld age Name Address BURLINGTON HOTEL 431 ROOMS, 178 BATHS WASHINGTON, D. C. EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN PLANS $2.50 and Up Per Day, With Private Bath All draggiete: Soap 25, Ointment % &M, Talcam 2, ample each free of “Cutieera, Dept B, Bestes.” Leta wounded soldier read this copy of Judge when you’ve finished reading it. The Army authorities tell us they can’t begin to supply the soldier-demand, espe- cially in the hospitals, for good periodicals. There never are enough Judges to go round. Simply place a rc. stamp on the cover and drop in the nearest mail box. Uncle Sam will do the rest. comicbooks.com