Judge — April 12, 1919 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Drawn by Ross Wasrovan Bossy’s IDEA oF A SKYSCRAPER What Ya Mean, Finmark? By Oxsosx Lown “CENTLY the news columns carried stories of a revolution in Finmark, Finmark? Nothing doing. There ain’t no sich place. These foreign corre- spondents have been sending stuff over here for the last four years about all the countries we know about and about a lot we don’t know about, and now that they "ve run out of countries, or been run out, they’re making up combination ones— hybrids. We're onto ’em. They’ll pres- ently cable stuff about the floods in the Kansaskatchewan valley, fighting along the Brazillinois border, famine in Bul- garabia and sand-storms in Gibralgiers, vith maybe a simoon (or some other hot- air excuse) in the Guatamalay Peninsula, and how Madagascarolina has gone dry and that there’s eighteen feet of snow Norwaydowneast, or in Alaskanada. They can’t fool us. Paraguaybackand- sitdown, say we. It’s too Rotterdam- scilly. Yosemitigating circumstances? Not. Ask Your Doctor What will be the legal penalty for auto-in- toxication after July first? Natural Inference Willis—The last oil-well our company drilled was dry. Gillis—So prohibition is even putting the crimp in the oil-business? The Substitute “Much reading maketh a full man,” quoted the Parlor Philosopher. “That’s about the only way we'll be able to accomplish it after July 1,” added the Mere Man. ee sii = People of culture and <—==— refinement invariabi PREFER. ‘Deities to ned other cigarette. ry | STATEMENT OF THE OWNERSIIIP, MANAGEMENT, ETC, AUGUST 24TH, 1912. FOR or. subDC published WEEKLY fs J. NEW YORK, N.Y... APRIL 1, 1910 Grippe Cold in the Head Headaches Neuralgias Spanish Influenza a Women’s Aches and Ills | Seer te Joho A dens, & Rheumatic and Sciatic Pains ieee ‘eondbolders, Ask Your Druggist for A-K Tablets | yore ASE be cansot sapply you, write es) _ io Mee V NTN ainsi the two parse Small Size Steanty ‘poldere. stata ct ay the Wat ot alot sed ders, srcurity holders as they appear upon the books of the company, but “iso, tn cases where the stockholder oF security. holder appears upoa | the boots of the company as trustee or tn any other Bduciary relation, ame ‘ot the person ‘or corporation for whom such trustee is 10c Fec-Siaalle “Cuing. is given: siso that the sald two paragraphs contain stater ments embracing amants full knowledge’ and beliet ae to the cir See Monogram K on the Genuine EBeeOe AES Soc ta "the Docks of the Company So ‘The Astikamaia Remedy Company, St. Loais, Ma. wan Bde Owber: and this afant has bo reason to believe that any Write for Free Samples | tadirect ia the ent stocks topgn, or other serurttise than as 60's ase y bia. REUBEN: SLEICHER, Sunature of te Bua | Manager. Sworn to and subserit bed before ‘me this ‘20 day of Narcny 1919." A" ERO. LACE, No Pub 963, Ceruincate dled ta New York Count New County Reguter's No. O105. Cotamission Expires March 3uah, 1010 Don’t Wear > | : a Truss SEXOLOGY Brooks’ Appliance, the modern 2 by William H. Walling, A.M., M.D. scientific invention, the wonderful imparts in a clear wholesome new discovery that relieves rup- ‘way, in one volume ture, will be sent on trial. No ob- P noxious springs or pads. tan. C. & en0ons 5 : Brooks’ Rupture Appliance Has automatic Air Cushions. Binds and draws the broken parts together as you would a broken limb. No salves. No lies. Durable, cheap. Sent on trial to prove it. Protected by U.S. patents. Catalog and measure blanks mailed free. ‘Sead name and address today. ‘Opiaton<” and Tabie of Conte Brooks Appliance Co., 409 State St., Marshall, Mich, PURITANP Pu B we Oo. 393 Perry Building, PHILA. PA