Judge — April 5, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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Apzil 5, 1919 ALLEN’S FOOT-EASE Antiseptic Powder to Shake Into Your Shoes And sprinkle in the Foot-Bath, It takes the sting out of curns and bunions, the friction from the shue and gives rest and comfort to tired, aching, swollen feet. The Plattsburg Camp Manual ad- vises all men in training to shake FooteFase in their shoes every mornin Nothing relieves the pain of tight or new shoes so quickly or thoroughly. uu want genuine relief, Allen's Ease will give it and give it quickly as proved by 30,000 test!- moniais from all over the world. Try it to-day and be comfortable, Sold everywhere. Don’t accept any substitute. § Don’t Do It By Ratru B. Cooney RE you, by any chance, planning toget married? Ifso, takea friendly hint, and first find out whether or not your future mate has a secret hankering for the doctor’s profession. If he or she has, don’t do it! The woman I married has always thought that she would have made an excellent nurse, and, consequently, I—well, listen to thi: The other morning I woke up with just the trace of a cold, and elected to stay home for the day in order to rest up a bit. Such, I say, was my intention, but in deciding, I had not counted upon my wife’s ambitions to be a nurse. No sooner had I told her that I was staying home that day than she got on the job. Over- ruling all objections, she forced me into udge The mission of this publication is to preach the gospel of dectstase » Telephone 66: by leslie dodge Com or postal order. The contents of JUDGE ate protected by copyright in both rd States and Great be found at any newsstand, the pu if that fact be promptly reps by letter MBERS: 1917, 20 cents, ete tage free in the United States, its dependencies, and Mex nadian Provinces add 50 cents a year for postage; to 0 countries add 81.00 a year. JUDGE cannot undertake to return unsolicited manuscripts drawings unless they are accompanied by full postage fo Present year, 10 cents per copy; 1918 Advertising Department Offices Brunswick Building ~ New York ~ = Boston Marquette Building - - - - - - - - - = Chicago Heary Building <= Seattle Judge is printed by the Schweialer Press | | Reel-ism Drawn by Doxato McKee A Kodak attachment to establish beyond cavil the size of the one that got away an easy chair, wrapped me up as though I were a baby or a chronic invalid, and trotted off to the medicine chest, only to reappear a few moments later with two bottles and a pill-box in one hand, and a spoon, a jar of salve, another pill-box, and a copy of “Doping the Dear Ones at Home” in the other. That was but the beginning of a terrible day. Pills, powders, ointments, oils, were poured in, on, and around me. I took Rochelle salts, Epsom salts, and three other varieties of salts; I took quinine, calomel, Lunk’s liver pills, and aspirin; I gargled salt-water, listerine, borolyptol, and two other sorts of throat washes; I used camphorated oil, kerosene, catar- thal jelly, and vaseline; I swallowed pink tablets, green tablets, and mottled tablets. The next day, I must admit, the cold was gone; but, it was three weeks before I had recovered sufficiently from the medicine to get upon my feet again. Re- member me, and if you are about to marry an amateur medical dispensary, forego it! Hoop-La! Drawn by A. B. Watxen Tur Axxvat Snow Broiled ‘Lobster and— Oysters and— Clams and— Goes fine with all kinds of shell fish NON-INTOXICATING Ro Goverumest License Required Try it at nearest Restaurant, Oyster or Chop House ©. M. EVANS & SONS Enstab. 1186 HUDSON, N.Y. AccOUNTANT World's A Rondeau in Rebuttal i LL over now! , By Caroryn Wexts A Your heart. I didn’t win : Instead, to my chagrin, You flouted me and said me nay, And scornfully sent me away, To brood upon what might have been. Ah, me, what hopes I dared to spin, What fancies fair I reveled in; ’Twas but a dream so bright and gay— All over now. Your smiling eyes! Your dimpled chin! To plead anew would be no sin— I'm going to try it, anyway,— You bid me go—I dare to stay, May I, sweetheart? Shall we begin All over,—now? Old Sown Cances Outdoor life gave steel-muscles, straight bodies, clear-eyes and keen wits to Amer- ica’s soldiers and sailors. Canoeing offers healthful exercise and a world of pleasure. ddle your own can id be sure it's ** Sturdy, shapely, swift and safe. | Send for catalog of the Master Canoes. Dealers everywhere. Cuticura For Baby’s Itchy Skin All comicbooks.com