Judge — March 22, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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March 22, 1919 The Nth Degree in Words By Orson Lowrtt an alphabet fairly replete with O letters the newsboy’s favorite is certainly the N; he uses it where- ever he can, preferring words of which it ns a part and putting it into those of ich it doesn’t. “Gent” (the G is hard, in granite) “Gent a laint painper “WW nXITa, allabont th’ blunny 1,’ “Wanna y’ gonna reend tf nine?’ “Genna nangle angleang bang, ana bont g tang whang.” Of course, you don’t know what that last means and neither lo we. Probably he doesn’t. It’s just the tin-can cry he uses in the street late t night to bring an excited and curious by NOB Wau Posrrivery Hrs Last Arrrakance tx Tuts Act cliff-dweller down from his “walk-up” apartment. He greatly pre- fers to shout S Times — Tribun Merkun — Joinal; Herald, Courier, Press, Mail and Globe are unmu- sical to him and useless for trade SN'T it purposes. If we smile ever start a paper 3 peed Ds (and it is a matter elege to which we have given some thought) we shall launch one with a title having lots of s in it, something Aa the'< the boys will like to holler, like Scrannntonn Even- ninng Bannner, or the Tonnnawannda Mornning — Sunn- beammm. And our poli- | ticians, burglars’, burlesque-stars, those gluttons for publicity whose ames are already household words, could carry their fame into the streets Beating Bogie keeps health: aftertaste with th mediam-size tube. of for fall size Note be ‘and thoroughly dentifrice does ts work, ShefBeld Denti frice Company. 421 Canal -» New York Civ a pleasure nda hearty laugh? can and should do. It cleans tecth sound and leave in America, it is our belief that be produced. Ask your druggist for DR: ENE SETAE Sa a person with a frank, open 1 use Dr. Sheffiel rything that a good denti- nd whitens the teeth, refreshed, pleasant hamed to smile if y It does ¢ Dr. Sheffield's Créme Dentifrice is formulated in accordance latest accepted theories of dental science; and purest ingredients are used. Dr. Sheffield’s is extrei st, most experienced tooth pas' the best reasonable in price—10 manu a better dentifri by choosing names that meet the vocal requirements of these modern towncriers. They’d have but to get their names into the headlines and the boys would do the rest. Pointed Advice “Oh, Doctor,” cried a wild-eyed man, “I am dreadfully afflicted!) The ghosts of my de parted relatives come and perch on the tops of the fence posts all around my yard when dusk is falling. I can look out into the gloaming any evening and sce a couple of dozen spooks sol- emnly sitting on top of that many posts, wait- ing, waiting, waiting. Oh, Doctor, what shall it adorning the fre perhaps it brow you chuckle, 225 Fifth Avenue the latest and one of the cleverest to offer constant reader of Juoce you undoubtedly saw t cover of a 'n to your face or made Humorous as it may se be an aspect of true American making it a very timely bit of hese prints are all full color reproductions, are mounted on heavy inches, and being all ready for the frame they make ideal wall decorations for the clubroom or bungalow. For twenty-five cents, cash or stamps, we the impression that will forward a copy, postage prepaid. JUDGE, ART PRINT DEPARTMENT the day and_ give double mats, “Sharpen the tops of the posts,” briskly replied the physician. If you area ‘*Five dollars, recent issue, and please, Peeved “You should make use of your spare moments,” admon- ished the ever-ready giver of advice. “Are you 1nxtg under chop them out of them away?” asked New York City 7 the sarcastic youth. The contents of JUDGE are protected by copyright in both the United States and Great Brit be found al any newsstand, the pu ization if that fact he promptly repo tal card or by letter. BACK NUMBERS: Present year, 10 cents pet copys Postage free in the United dence To Canadian Provinces as ‘countries add 81.00 4 year JUDGE cannot undertake to return unsolicited ma cripts or drawings unl companied by full postage for that parpose. Advertising Department Offices New York Brunswick Building i sa Boston Walker Building Marquette Building Henry Building ge is priated by the Schweinler Pres. comicbooks.com