Judge — February 22, 1919 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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February 22, 1919 ee ‘TENT AND DECK| Continued eStore Qbbosite Page Tenanted Por JK. Mowrtasn, J D, yrith Td. Ba, S.C, (EOP Pra Two members of rival engineer companies were arguing about the ability of their respective organizations. The member from Co, E named six or seven pieces of work his com had completed Ves, I suppose you built the brig, too, didn’t stid the representative from Co. D. You bet. we built it, and Company D filled it.” eler—Take a bus and sce New York —Aw, join th’ navy and see the woild His Missing Vestment W.C. Steen, Comp Hdgr. Co, Camp Diz, NJ. Rookie (to supply sergeant)—Pardon me, Mr. Sergeant, you just g gave me my uniform, but you forgot to give me a vest On the Brink By Por, Praxcts W. Mater, Co. H, 10tnd Taf USA Private Hogan was seated in the first row at his farewell theatre party before sailing for France, and having imbibed too freely of the amber brew he found difficult to keep his balance. An actress singing “Over There” kept ting at Hogan, “You're going ver, you're going over!” Private Hogan (irritated)—For th’ love o' Mike, I know it; you don’t needa push me! A Minute Man S. Naval Air Two civilians and a gob were t Ikiog on a street corner.“ My said the first. ci petty officer in the Na Petty, petty, let’s see what does ve word ‘petty’ mean?” asked the other civilian. “Why, the word ‘petty’ means small.’ » EGYPTIAN EITIES “The Utmost in Cigarettes” Plein End or Cork Tip refinement invariably PREFEIL ‘Deities to any other cigarette “A Present Help in Time of Need” fy A. Buon, It was his first guard duty. Who's that?” “ Officer of the Day.” “Advance, Officer of the and be recog: The O. D. waited for his recognition. the rookie blurted out nervously “What sayest thou?’ How to Tell Naval Operating Rew P.O. (at roll call) Cc. P.O. (again)—Murphy! I call your name. Answer up when If you don't know what your is, look in your bloomin’ No Chance By Por. Parnenic W. Gaxzent, Med. Det. 12th Inf, Comp The peace celebration at Newport News, Va., had grown a bit rough. As some men in uniform were leading a mule into a drug store, a man begged a police officer to stop them: “Stop them! "exclaimed the policeman," Why the Germans couldn't stop them. How do you expect me t Duty The following significant letter comes to Jepcr protesting against strikes in this coun try that embarrass the orderly conduct of irs when labor is scarce and thousands who formerly were employed in various industries are now abroad in the service Sosorwitrke IN FRANcr On Active Service with the American Expeditionary Forces, December 4, 1918. Dear Judge—In a little party gathered here together, represented several walks of life, but all walk- ne pathway (that of duty). There is a pub- i several trades unionists, and t the new ing strikes in the to take advantage of the h a time should remem. ber that we will s« > replace them, and we hope you will se to it okers” (who are keep- e-fires burning) will be replaced by real men enough of their country to cross the sea for her. P. Kavaxaven, C. C. Barner, C. M, Cutyprrs, RJ. Davipsox. D. RK. Parents. D.W. Gastace The gob spoke up: “Yes, ‘petty’ means small, all right, and d— Sergeant—Say one of y N. Wearurucy, Koga! dir # ‘ouse is out o” step, an’ if I finds small” which one it is, I'll put ’im in th’ bloomin’ guard room. This Interesting Fre Book shows how you can become a skilled player of piano of organ ia your ow one-ai tees ng musicians and beads of crm easy to aia joma granted, age (ree book," rang) Orga. Quine Conservatory, Stode J'B, Social Uncen Bldg. Besten, Bass. comicbooks.com