Judge — February 8, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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ve. A Petition By Stuart Duntap give car, A well-wrought prayer, in due form prayed, thou'lt not re- fuse to hear. Have mercy on thy servants, Lord, who little mercy show, And answer all their pious prayers for wealth and ease below. Their homes are full of plenty, Lord, their clothes are up| to date, O* LORD, who hear’st the prayers of men, to other beasts | They ride to church in fashion, and drop crisp bills on the plate. : But it is a greater pleasure to have them than to look at th Outside in silver harness dight, we bob-tailed horses wait, The price—cleansing thoroughly twico daily with a dentifrice Vo fight the flies, with close-cropped mane, and take them home removes the food deposits and polishes and whitens the teeth—is tici in state compared to the reward. tea itee ne rs aes " Users of Dr. Sh "s Créme Dentifrico enjoy that sense of security We're quite as proper and correct, in our horse way, as th which results from using @ dontifrice perfected by the oldost tooth pe We come to church in pomp and style each sunny Sabbath day. manufacturers in America, @ tooth paste that gives assurance and Our heads we hold full high with pride—the check-rein’s thus| fells of dependability because of Its efficency and purity designed— ° | Formulated in accordance with the latest accept on Signy | theories of dental science, Dr. Shefield’s Créme Dentif Though milder means of grace are found for those of human| is all that a tooth paste should be. 25¢ for a large kind represents ALL the value that a tooth paste can have Get a tube from your druggist today, C EAN, white, sound teeth always excite comment and admiration. We stand out here beside the church, regretting horse-race sin, Absorbing Christian doctrine straight through echoes from EFFIELDS. d within. ‘ Our necks all stiff and swollen sore, we turn from sic But dare not droop our weary heads because tase pride. To state of stiff-necked Christian bliss let other folk attain, Who rise not ‘to that eminence through such a short check- rein. But as for us, we'd sooner far with heathen horses graze, Or drag some farmer's rusty plough, work horses all our d We're tired of all this righteous show; we'd slough it fear; And risk a stiffer check beyond for some small respite here. The Ordeal Advice to a Tramp The Natural Order of Things By Mapeuse Bripces “Td like to cut your grass for a meal.”” He—" Great Scott! What now?” > read that Dante went thr seers bother to cut it; cat it right off the She—* My vanishing cream has disappeared. grounc » find his sweetheart, th ——— Fierce flames might rage. Most fgllows— well A Joke of the Middle A ~ Go through it, after they have found her Old. Retainer—Odd's bodikin! An so Sir Rupert is to wed my Lady Lucy? An she’s SEXOLOGY] “Hem: The Jester—Ay, marry. An he's fifty if by William H. Walling, A.M., M.D. || he’s a knight. imparts in « clear wholesome k ris sae volumes ‘That Awful K publication is to preach Keowledge » Young Man Shosid Have hat. Awful Kid ’Brother., Spiel of cheeTalaesd Kaowledre « Young Husband Should Ha: e * md mere Keowledge « Father Should Ha Z = Keowledge a Father Shoeld Impart to His Soa Rea Z = = = Medical Knowledge | . Z yyright, 1919, by LeslieJudze Company Keowledce a Yount Wemas Shoeld SET Cable address “Judgark,” Telephone 6032. Madison Square, Keowledge a Youns Wile Shoeld Ha ds Published weetly by Lzalieudge Company, Brunswick Building, 225 Fifth Avenue, New York her Should lmpart to Her Dacghter _ Gtedial Keowledge « Wie Should Have vrite lor “Oxher People's a Tatte of Contents SUBSCRIPTION RATES PURITAN PUB. CO., 792 Perry Bullding, PHILA. PA. } Bes mir $4 i 180 = 1.00 by express or order. your copies of JUDGE and y . wae one repae by copyright in both will have a volume’of the world’s * “ If JUDGE cannot be found at any newrstand, the publishers hese huser: : sill be under obligation if that fect be promptiy reported on Here is a serviceable binder, made i ; PRACK NUMBERS. Present year, 10 cents per copys 19 of silk-finished cloth, with JUDGE f voveentse atv Bh ernie : eee stamped in gold on the cover. H 5 Postage free in the Ur States, its dependencies, and Mex~ 2 add 50 cents a year for postage: to $1.50 brings the binder to you. ] a8 WODEE conaat ueser Jeturn unsolicited manuscripts or drawings unless they are npanied by ful postage for LESLIE-JUDGE CO. 225 Sth Ave., N. Y. City ad eae that purpose. ROMEIKE’S [Riss CUPPING BUREAU) ag A Advertsing Department Offices We will send LU new 7 di bru i pai di -- =a ed cn on which you mi y want to be “up -to-dati Every news. | ‘ 3 uette Building - ~ Chicago Eimer eareheis Terms fo.00 per soorotuess at S| Drawn by Doxatn MeKnx oi = HENRY ROMEIKE, 106-110 Seventh A: Woere He Couss In Judge is printed by the Sebweinler Press, comicbooks.com