Judge — February 1, 1919 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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Advertising Offices Brunswick Building ~~ - ~ Walker Building - - Marquette Building ~ - - - Heary Beilding New York Boston printed by the Schweinler Press idee i What a Hen is in French One of our lieutenants “Over There, "entering a café “somewhere in France,” overheard a fellow officer struggling desperately with the French tongue in an endeavor to make the waiter understand that he wanted chicken. Allin vain. Suddenly an idea struck him. He requested: “La mére de l’uf!”. (The mother of the egg.) Best of the New Phonograph Records Disco’s SELECTION hich h Vavpeviner Howe (Berlin). Su by | [Coste Atoxc to Tov Laxp Peerless Quartet Tae Moxxey Max (Lee) Columbia A2664 Two kidd s especially The firs acket of Solo by Lewis James adapted to grown-ups sounds, is one of Hippodrome show bit about that favorite rinder. bers The other is a nicely sun with children, the organ Dixe Doxe. Sung by Peerless Quartet. 1 Caw Auways Fixo a Lirtie Suxsiixe ix tHe Y. M. CL A. Peerless Quartet. Columbia 42647. Popular es from Sergt. Irving Berlin’s soldier show, >. Yip, Yaphank.” Other companies have made good recordings of these songs, so that it has been hard to choose between them, but I finally decided in favor of the Columbia disk. and Burr Sune by Hixpustax. Sung by Campbel Is tHe Snavow or tHe Desert Pats. Sterling Trio. Columbia 12661. For vaudeville stuff these are given with a good deal of charm and atmosphere. The voices blend | nicely. Inspired by the words about caravans, | palms, etc., several instruments in the orchestra break out into oriental hoochee-macoochees. | | I'_Too Tinen To Make Love. Solo by Arthur Collins 5 Sweet's Pretty. Sung by Collins and Harlan. Acolian-Vocalion 12065. Now we're in Ethiopia. A dusky queen of the kit- chen protests that, after working with pots and | pans from six a. m., she is by evening in no mood | for the attentions of a good-for-nothing niggah man. “Sweet ‘n Pretty,” of the same huc celebrates kissing—most concussively. Sung by Olive \ Lirie Biren Canoe ann You, Kline and Orpheus Quartet Tue Buventev. Sung by Elsie Baker, Victor | | 45156. . I listed ‘the canoe song last month, but this is such he a fine rendering that I include it ag Bluebird” is another reason. Mickey. I Love You More ror Losixc You Awe Solos by Arthur Burns. Aeolian-Vocalion 12063. Burns has a pleasing tenor of the Irish variety; hence he is eminently fitted to sing of a colleen in rimes of “Blarney” and “Killarney.” The other song, though not Hibernian, manages to do very well, nevertheless {ue Wuere Is Tuy Stixc Wuen I Return. alos Bert Williams Columbia 426. Williams hasn't any voice at all, but that fact never worries him: he is a philosopher. His first medita- tion is upon the thought that Sheol is declared by preachers to be full of naughty ladies and forbidden beverages. In his second he decides that if reincarnation is true and he has to come back to earth as an animal, he wants to be a pet Pekingese | {Pies Benave! 1 Love Her axp Sur Loves Me. Solos by Eddie Nelson. Emerson otto. ‘The troubadour intimates that this Susan person upsets him, and he goes on to describe the exact symptoms she causes. “I Love Her” is a-frisk with felicity. Altogether a most lively record. j Rose Marte (Molloy). Sok [SMEET AxD Low (Barnaby). Four. Pati ballad with a melod) Goodbye, Sum The Big City Fou regulation quar- of Tosti it delightfully. and Low” in Forever Is 1 Loxc, Loxc Tite. Duets by Nellic and Sara Kouns. | Aeolian-Vocalion 22010. This is one of the best popular records ever issued 1am confident that everyone who hears it will agree with me. The interweaving of the two female voices is surprisingly lovely. [rote i Venice Instrumental Tue Watstter axp His Dos. Tne Warpurr’s Sexenave. Played by Pryor’s | Band, with incidental whistling by Sybil S Fagan. Columbia d2654. Old reliables newly recorded Tne Nicwmxcaur Tux Tortex Dove dean. Pathé 22012. mble ocarina, or “whistling potato," from which boys are wont to clicit tots, is a full-fledged ster when in the hands of Sefior Valdean. It has an odd hollow sound that is quite distinct from human whistling or the tone of a fife or piccolo. Disco gladly an. Ocarina solos by José Val. i «questions regarding phonographs and records of all makes. He will tell you which artists have recorded your farorite selections and ich companies haze isswed them. Ask Disco. department, which has already aroused ill be a permanent feature in Juvcr Next Week—* Home Opera.” A BABY BOND lms 2S ey el Here's a picture, copies of which are adorning the walls of many American homes. It’s just another popular front cover subject of Judge reproduced in full colors. Mounted on a heavy dou ble, 11x14, it iy all ready for’ the frame, and makes a most attractive wall dec oration. 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