Judge — January 18, 1919 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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January 18, 1919 WITH the COLLEGE WITS Irrepressible, Joyous, Irresponsible Dad’s at it again! Does the head of your house let the furnace get clogged up with ashes and then, when the fire starts to go out, take an axe and smash the grate? He may feel like it, but it is the only furnace he has, and grates are hard to replace these days. Each member of your family has but one system, in which there is a furnace for his food. If it becomes choked with food waste, you treat it with axe-like violence if you administer pills, salts, castor oil, mineral waters, etc., to force the bowels to move. But the Nujol Treatment is different. For the Nujol Treatment teaches the system to clear itself of accumulated food-ash at regular intervals, and without violence, pain or stress. If you allow the food waste to collect, it decays, and generates poisons. Just as the furnace fire clogged with the use of Nujol,a natural gentle and ashes gradually goes out and the harmless evacuant which fortifies house turns cold—just so the bodily the system by teaching bowel reg- vitality is reduced and one becomes larity, whether in a child of three or an easy prey to disease. a man of sixty. Famous physicians attribute ninet, : percent Gt Heraan illness to bowel in Nujol Laboratories regularity The same men encourage STANDARD OIL CO, (NEW JERSEY) 50 Broadway, New Yor! Nu INUJO!1 jol =r Constipation “Regular as Warning: alot te sold Clockword, bottles bearing the Nujol Mark. All druggists in U.S. 4 Canada. Insist on Nujol. You may suffer from substitutes. Up to Date The Dignity of the Law LAW student in the S. A. T. C. was stopped by a sentry (who was almost as green in military matters the would-be lawyer). he w.b.L. refused to heed the challenge “Stop!” shouted the sentry. “If you move dead man.” .”’ replied the legal light,“ your statement is ridiculous. Allow me to call to your attention that in accordance with recognized authorities on the subject, dead men are incapable of motion. If by reason of my so exerting my powers as to cau: y body to move from point \ to point B, it is incomprehensible—” “Pass, Mr. Blackstone,” said the sentry, in lazed manner.—Gargoyle. you are Writeto Nujol Laboratories, Standard Oil Co. (New Jersey), Room 126-L, $0 Broadway, N: Thirty Feet ry York, for free book! of Danger”, constipation auto-intoxication In adults. Nature of Her Glance do not speak to him?” ’ replied the scholarly girl. “When I passed him I gave him he geological survey.” The geological survey?” “Yes. What is commonly known as the stony stare.”"—Lehigh Burr. Explained ' Minimum Punishment | Logic >—The idea; my napkin is damp! your cousin shot and killed a man ” said the Yankee, after having had '21—Perhaps that’s because there is so much | in « Was he never brought to trial | both legs amputated, “I can’t kick.” Widow. due on your board.—Chaparral. + for Kentucky Native—Oh, yes, but every one jest Or Any Other Garden ally despised no-account fellow he and so he was fined $5 for hunting without a license —Gargoyle. Her Activity | Mery—What are you doing these days? | Marie—Same old thing | Mary—Are you, really? 1 thought he went over to France.—Orailge Peel. : So to Speak 5 ee | Customer—Those are queer scales you have FOR » MEN OF GRAINS thet I suppose they are of the Ambuscade ag kine IGARS Grocer—The Ambuscade kind? Customer—Ves, they lie in weight, so to | Why Yale men in Paris didn’t miss the Winter “MADE AT KEY WEST— speak.—Record. Garden opening.—Record. comicbooks.com