Judge — January 11, 1919 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Misunderstood Willis—Our company was getting 1000 barrels a day when suddenly on December 1st our production stopped. Gillis—That’s funny. I never heard of an oil-well acting like that before. Willis—Who’s talking about oil-wells? This was a brewery. Drawn by Ress Westoven Tue Pixcu or Peace How a sailor feels wh gets back into Abdication By Howarn Divtz (ds it m int by Bert W. H ain’t no hun, yo’ understan’, And yet, when trouble’s near me, Ah’s like this William Kaiser man Ah shouts so’s all can hear me. Ah’s brave as any man can be, But when a tig Just like this kaiser, don’t yo’ see, . . . Ah abdicates. Mah third bicuspit pained on And so Ah sought the dentis Mah razor fust was snatched And watched by his apprenti The doctor offered me a seat, A napkin and some gas to e But Ah says “Something cries ‘Retreat!’ . Ah abdicates!”” No, Ah ain’t got no coward blood— ot even one corpuscle. Ah shudders not a single shud. When challenged to a tussle; And yet, mah friends, Ah spurns the sight Of emphasized display of might, So when Ah’m asked to join a fight— Drawn by Axavs MacDowatt Ah abdicates. Tus Is Tue Lire! comicbooks.com