Judge — December 28, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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december 28, 1918 cS ots” Drawn ty Koss Westovex Wife—What Returned Sold: The Notion Counter | By Doveras Matiocn PEAKING of humor, we all of us know the one-story preacher, who for forty years has told the same story, and without ever really comprehending the point of it. Those gentlemen whom you observe still wildly celebrating the coming of peace are a delegation of press agents who haven't trod the ler, front page in four years. rd Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. But when we get tan- | gled up worse is when we try to do it without actice, For a man to endeavor to measure the faults and virtues of a woman is like unto an attempt to measure liquid with a yardstick. The difference between a man and a woman is that sometimes a man does not know and makes no attempt to find out. “T don’t know” is a poor answer, unless you can’t find out. And then “I can’t find out” is a poor answer. It is no use to talk about the cost of the over- head to a young man who is head over heels in love. You can tell by a Scotchman’s plaid what dto ght Leslie-J udge clan he belongs to, and by an American’s nose what club, Your character is like your white vest: the more you talk about it, the more peoplg will observe the spots. Life after January 1 is going to be just as in- teresting to a lot of folks as a newspaper is now. Someone has just remarked that a wife should be a comfort to her husband, not a blanket. When your wife says, “You can say what you like,” don’t think that she means it. Be sure your sin will find you out, unless your sin is a bill you owe. M man would prefer to be a coward, but he hasn’t the The war did one thing: it made the wrist watch respect- | able and respected. Let us be just to everybody, | instead of just among ourselves. There is less fault in a fault than in a failure to correct it. Opening the door promptly has closed many a sale the same way. If silence is golden, most women are broke. |GOOD CHEER FOR THE | NEW YEAR | cenane QNRVOVG cn Evans ang NON-INTOXICATING | Wetcome the Coming Date Grocers. Druggists and Dealers No Government License Required A HEARTY AND HOSPITAGLE BEVERAGE C. MW. EVANS & SONS Estab. 1786 HUDSON, N.Y. 1919 Old Fisherman’s Calendar thoroughly. Contains the fishizg Sigms for 1910 arranged in kraphic form for by alt. leis the only calendar granted a Library of Congress for the andual re-arrani Send 25¢ O. F. CALENDAR, Box 1472 The Raised Check By C. L. Epsox A LOUD checked suit adorned young Sid; He was the sleek and flashy kid. He raised a little check one day, And purchased new fall clothes that way, But those new clothes were changed again, When Sid was taken to the pen! And now his weeping eve he wipes, Because he raised his CHECK to STRIPES! =) Representatives Wanted In Small Towns and Country Districts WE want you to help us to introduce to the firesides of country homes, The Happy Medium, JUDGE rica’s only Illustrated Newspaper, LESLIE'S WEEKLY. men and young women (17 to 21) preferred. No expe- rience necessary. We teach and help you to secure subscriptions for three and six months and a year. No Single Copy Sale. Use your spare time, evenings, holidays, etc., and earn from $5 to $25 a week, or put in all of your time and earn double this amount. Answer quickly you can start now. Give population and description of town, township or ternitory you think you can cover. LESLIE-JUDGE COMPANY SUB-AGENCY Sass 225 Fifth Avenue ‘New York City Drawn by Cuanues Sanka Germxc His Piace i Tar Sux comicbooks.com