Judge — December 14, 1918 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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December 14, 1918 Continued from Opposite Social Amenities mi, Fla, 7 \ ried. now.” €. 10, nthe uicnant_—-Well, I'm Licutenant Whitcomb! ‘ lad to know ya, boss. Mah na I call me “Salty” roun’ he r her ) clock A Fit Ministration By Sect. 0. B. Jouxsos, Co. C, Ba. NT. Tobyhanna, Pa. | LONG-HAIRED, wild-eyed doughboy re- | cently stepped into the infirmary of a cer- | tain regiment and commenced flying signals of the matter with yuh grufily ¢ sergeant in charge f Vi have a tit,” feebly replied es | The Punster Paid Chief Blot. US NRF s were lined up in front of a ore “bar.” One of them was out the nickel and glass contrivance which, on pressing a lever, would deliver up a tube through which to inhale one’s tipple. “Pret lever little device, I calls it,” he emarked to his mate, the ship's punster \ Ves, that’s right.” said the culprit, “and = made, I guess, in Havastraw, N.Y.” And just for that he paid for his own. oN, TENT AND DECK Page The Pleasures of Life Using His Men Right WYN Sy Ry Pr © Nou. ‘Tee ¥F oy “ul t Co., 154th D.B., Camp for Three Meade, Md. A rookie on guard for his first time halt LEAN, sound white teeth add to the pleasure of the. Officer ofthe living. Dr. Shefficld’s Créme Dentifrice, made by Day After Javan 25 the oldest tooth paste manufacturers in America, has caidas hel heats htened the smiles of thousands. As efficient as it is ing his superior and again halting him to | be recognized he did not know what to do TheO. D. gave ery oppor- with the latest accepted Leaves the mouth clean aftertaste. Wedo r at any price. an wholesome, with a pleasant better dentifrice possible DR: SHEFFIELDS next. the © tunity to assemble his wits, but after a continued silence, he usked: “ Are you going to keep me standing at attention for the remainder of the | night?” Sharply the re- | cruit gave the com- mand, “At case, | sir le a = Pity the Poor Where Charity Begins By Ge C, Bewesstay, € By Seamax Mizroy Manns, US. 8. New Jersey The ph st’s mate was grouching about Division Officer—Where is your contribution for the Navy Relief Society? I haven’t any money Division Officer—Can't you borrow it from a the dust in the fo’e’s’l He said it was an inch think on his bunk! Someone doubted it so he | handed down the bunk to prove it. No dust! | Well,” he insisted, “it’s here anyhow. It’s | shipmate? been too d—d rough for it to settle today!” Gob—Yes, sir. Won't you lend me a dollar? The Devil Dogs | Humbling ly Por. Wises J. Fee, 0.8, 0.0 | fy Per, dastes Le Meunatt, 192th Co US. Mt M en who face the fire of hidden guns, n—You marines think you can fight, \ lert to curb designs of bloody Huns, | your Refusing fear a place within their hearts, | Afarine—Yes, a little bit. Inviting trouble, glad whene'er it starts; | Civilian—Why, me and my two brothers licked N ever shirking duty anywhere, | one the other ni FE. ager to leap out, the foe to scare. Sure and confident that we should win And drive the bold assassins to Berlin, No Acrobat, He | Ry Faxomace J. V. Waoxen, US. 8. Mellory | On the morning of the day he rated liberty, Pat was placed on the draft list for Ellis Island from the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Naturally he han in his billet. At 6 P.M. he was notified that he would not be sent until the next morning. As the last liberty party was shoving off he tried to ex plain his troubles to the O. D. After Pat had buzzed his unwilling car, officer cried: “ Fall back, fall back!” Pat. dumfounded, answered in an injured tone Well, if it’s all the same to you, sir, PI walk back.” ed the | Marty Remarks: They used to tell it to the Marines—now they tell it about them. comicbooks.com