Judge — December 14, 1918 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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ron s in the big war, but What's in a Name? By C.F. Lusans Pa A Utilitarian Wedding Service ! MINISTER livi g in ‘a country district" of the Hawaiian Censor Islands had great difficulty in making his parishioners feel they were properly married until he devised th To the man: “You savvy this woman?” Blue, “You likee?” 1 bye you no kick out?” ‘o the woman: “You savvy this kankoa?” e following service We know white men named Black, Brown, Crow, Scarlett, ireen, and even Violet; and negroes rejoicing in the further patronyms White, Grey, Lily, Rose and Snow, Long ago, in the days of the rebus and anagram, there was a favorite in- door sport of “decapitations.” For instance: “Behead what you put your fish in, and leave what you catch him Yes.” aa with; behead that, and leave the fish.”” “You likee?” ‘ Ever know such a logical name to “Yes.” > “behead”: Creel—Reel—Eel! “Bye and bye you no kick out?” “Some fish.”” ch? “Pau (done). Let us pray.” Modern Simplicity At Christmas time I do not wish For costly gifts, or rare; Just bring a bit of mistletoe And place it in my hair— Of course I'd want the “follow-up” To be a solitaire. Drawn by ABW Younc America Topay Safety First Thankful I be, as you may see, For this good day of luck! On this white day I turn away From scandal and from muck! Leat, and drink, and try to think Of folks that make me glad. On Christmas Day it’s safe to say The world is not so bad! comicbooks.com