Judge — November 30, 1918 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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— “f, ty MMS frome t A Digest at fhe ‘Worlds HOT u JAI! [tHe sex | No Reflection on Her Vanity—Mrs. Redd—I'm going to call on you to-morrow afternoon Mrs. Greene—Very good; but I expect to be out for a short time. If I am not at home, entertain yourself until my return “How am I to entertain myself, pray?” “Oh, you'll find five mirrors in the parlor.”"—Brooklyn Citizen. His True Colors “She broke off her engagement.’ . but I don’t blame her in the least.” “What was the trou “After she had said ‘Yes’ the merce- nary wretch she promised to marry told her how much it had cost him to win her.” —Birmingham Age-Herald. To Impress the Judge—‘ You say she has engaged a dramatic instructor, Does she intend to go upon the stage?” “Oh, no. She has sued her husband for divorce and is pre- paring for her ap- pearance in court.” —Boston Tran- script. Not a Likely Star—“ My wife is sing economy at 'so?”? “Yes, but Idon’t believe she’s ever going to become expert at. it.’— Detroit Free Press. Double Effi- ciency—“Do you think most women will vote?” “They'lldo more than that,” replied Mr. Meekton. “Every one of fice Boy serial story, six poems left.—London Op them in addition will tell some Washington Star. Very low, —How’s our stock sir. There's only o: ‘and a few pars to to vote.” Speaking of Drowned Rats Caught by the tide. ne phs voting herself man how Bystander (London). A Silent Partner—Ven Gus Peterson hearing about dis har vork or fight order ha bane yust sum so scare ha can git. Jak tu fight,” Gus say, “but don’t tink ¢ ‘an run fast enough to catch up vith dis har Yermany soldier and ven it cum tu vorking Ay ain’t can find no yob vot agree vith me.” Annie vay after ha skal read about the draft Gus ha go down and ask union for ships yard yob and they start hem tu vork. The rirst day Gus si aller vatch hem all day long. He tank dis faller vas secrets gover’ment service agent so ha skal vork yust lak a yacks ass. The sec- ond day dis same faller follow Gus avery vare ha vent and the three day it vas same ting. Ven ha go back forth day the same man bane there yust the same and Gus ha git mad. “Vot in hal yu foller me for all the tam,” Gus ask hem. “Vot du yu vant, annie “Don’t git fresh,” dis faller say, “Ay vas yw're helper.” —Washington State Weekly. Justified— “What's the trouble here?” “The bellboys are on a strike.” “Want more y, I suppose?” No. A man came in a little while ago and asked to have Waldislascz Secbn- rexs paged.’ —Chi- cago Record-Herald. —Roller Monthly. The All-Lowest —The kaiser is now in Dutch with the world.—Balti- more American. | MELTING P | | G POT comicbooks.com