Judge — November 16, 1918 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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November 16, 1918 A Happy Thought By Hosser Croy ETHINKS a book of verse I'll write, i And on it place my autograph. One copy only I'll indite, VU bind it well in silk and calf; I'll use a paper of the best That will withstand the wear of time, And then this book I'll lay to rest— This book of mediocre thyme When centuries have passed away In some reincarnated guise I'll back to earth, and I'll display My book to some collector wise With great delight he'll prance about— “4 relic lost a thousand years! \ masterpiece, with And think ck to days of Hoe, The biblioy Il soak for fair He'll pay a goodly fortune, though The poems are punk, I do declare. Oh, bards w € to starve and pinch, And strive in vain to move your stuff To sell those poems you'd find a cinch If only they were Jd enow Antlered “The Mouse of Taylor'* HOTEL MARTINIQUE Broadway, 32d & 33d Streets, New York 400 Baths 600 Rooms Direct Entrance to Broadway Subway and judson Tubes One Block from Pennsyleania Station Equally Convenient for Amusements. Shopping or Business Rates $2.00 Per Day and Up A SPECIALTY 155 Pleasant Rooms, with Private Bath $3.00 PER DAY ‘The Martinique Restaurants Are Well Known for Good nd Reasonable Pr | The Notion Counter By Dovetas Mattocu S far as his people are concerned, the kaiser is beginning to feel | Le of cult ad | of culture ani | Feaple ofc invariai | PREFER. Deities lw any other cigarette. What’s done is done and can’t be un- done; but what is undone can be done. Some thinkers are like buzzards: they insist on roosting on dead trees. A woman may have perfect faith in very much like the father who takes | her husband, but not when he drives. the children down to see the parade and begins to realize there isn’t going tobeany. 1 wonder what part of the head a man | ‘Too many fellows want to coast before they get to the top of the hill. What we want is a peace written in has to be hit on to make him run around | Germany, but not in German. a cinder track in view of thousands in his bvds? Don’t fall for the buyer who talks about your competitor's prices or the girl who talks about her other fellows. For every man who takes you out to show you the scenery there are ten who take you out to show you their car. I like to see friendship ripen into love, and love ripen into marriage, and marriage ripen into friendship. When one observes the political advertisements it is hard to believe that Vanity thy name is Woman. There isn’t much room for sleep between the midnight welsh rabbit and the four o'clock milkman. There is no one you so hate to ask a favor of as someone who is under obligation to you. Some men would never have made « noise in the world if it hadn’t been for the auto horn. There always is one fellow in a mile run who wears glasses and doesr.’t seem to belong. It is just as necessary for a virgin to keep her lamps trimmed as it ever was. A good wife is straight life insurance. Draven by Cauvext Saar Passinc THe Buck comicbooks.com