Judge — November 16, 1918 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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2 esesxeseaxaxwau—U JUDGE Teat and | Junce pays $1 each for original jokes sent by soldiers, sailors and marines accepted for publica $5 is awarded for the best original joke ion, and each wee: Deck ut An Emergency Order By Liecr. CLanesce W. Nowy, C. MG. 0. S., Camp Hancock HE most difficult of the various tests of a candidate at Officers’ Training Camp is taking charge of a company with the squads reversed and placing the company in a certain position with squads in proper order, with a limited number of commands. Recently a candidate, after giving his first command and starting the company off, saw that his orders would not work and that he needed time to think out another way. Glancing at the men, he yelled: “Company, wait a minute!” Curiosity By Per. Davin D, Ruuore, Army VOM. Ft. Logan, Col A girl was reading a letter to her chum on the street car. At the second page she stopped and said: “Will says that if the cold weather con- tinues he is going to put on his O.D's. I'm so curious to know what they are, but I haven't the courage to write and ask him.” Reacquaintance By Per, Wruas L. Kiker, Med. Corps, 0. 8. Rookie (extracting a cigarette from his pocket as he approached the major)—Sav. Bo, have you got a match? Major (harshly) are talking? ‘ookie (scrutinizing him closely)—No, I don’t believe I do, but seems like I have seen you somewhere before. Do you know to whom you Splicing the Main Brace Why Majors in Camp Dix Get Gray Hair Drawn by Senct. Jack Dowenrr, Co. 19, 153rd DR, Sth Bn Comp Diz, N. J Enraged Major ime be told to sound “Adjutant’s Ca you blow that bu Bugler Cassidy—I-1-1 got rattled o’ gum into it an’ I can’t sound a note have you got Why don't n’ L blew a w This Week's $5 Prize Winner Carried His Identification By Por A. L. MeWaneren, Co, A, 21th Field Signal Bn ‘ cis, Woah, there? reeant McDuff. ant McDu, Sextey—I. Sea Tales Ry Watno Lo Minas, 0S. 8 Two sailors were boasting about the speed of their respective ships. First Salt—We were going so fast our masts were bending like willow withes Second Salt—Listen, mate! That's nothing! We have to go sideways to keep from flying. Her Wandering Boy By Liner. A. PL Taras, ROMA, Pal West Port, Miss An old received which was ‘ On reading it, she exclaimed fool nigger to get lost over there mammy whose son was in France letter from him, the heading of somewhere in France.” Just like that Currency Experts Ry Stinct, Buwen Tuisost, Co. Bud Tel. Bn 80. AEE OME. colored stevedores approached our troops as they were landing at a base port in France and asked them to exchange French money for U.S. bills. A non-com. asked them why they wanted U. S. money, and how much the exchange value in francs. “Dat’s just de reason,” said a negro with a look of surprise. “We all don’ know, but we need dose dollars for to roll dem « with An Early Bird Ry Come. BV. Boorn OOS. MOLE dal He was three hours over leave and was up for office hours. Commanding Officer ever up before me? Keeruit—L_ don’t morning at reveille. Private Smith, were you know, sir. I rise ever Some Difference! Ky Compr. Scowny PB. Baaisann, Base Mo: te ranee Inquisitive Old Lady—What difference do you find between the French and American girls? Yank—About four thousand miles. Persiflage hb Amb. t ' Fred—Say, Bill, cut out the chatter always chewing the rag Bill—If you don't like it, there’s No Man's Land for a little quiet. By Por BRL Mar 113th Som, Train, AEE You are A Stickler for Form nu salute me? use Ah was told n arette in mah mouth, colored Re officers with a ci comicbooks.com