Judge — November 2, 1918 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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November 2, 1918 The Notion Counter By Dovctas Matrocu F you have ever tried to get a cat off a roof, you know just how it is going to be with the cost of living after the war is over. The chances are a million to one against Germany’s winning, and if you fall down on your part of the job, you may be the one. We must nerve ourselves for an increase in the casualty lists. The boys “over there” are not playing football now. y A little nonsense now and then is | relished by the best of men, and a little wickedness by the best of women. Germany is sick of the war, and when you look at the German stomach you realize what an awful sickness that is. | There are some people it is hard to inderstand—like pacifists, for example, and streetcar conductors. In another year it is going to be hard to distinguish the boundaries of the Great American Desert. Some folks rave about a pretty face, but an arm is what most men like about a pretty woman. A lot of men bark up the wrong tree, and some of them even bark up a tele- phone pole. Let a prejudice creep into your mind and the first thing it will do is to dig in. It may look like a hard winter for us, but it looks like a hard fall for Germany. It is too bad that surgeons can’t operate on men for some of the ideas they have. For every man who knows all the hymns there are a dozen who know all the hers. There is many a good dresser who is ck nd in ur so homely she ought to walk backward. ve We are happy if we can get what we ng want, and lucky if we can get'what we need. ere Many an intentional lie comes unin- tentionally close to the truth. an If money grew on trees, I’d find myself . in the middle of a prairie. a In the red, white and blue, the war ng: pessimist is the blue. ur The German goose-step appears to be ad cooked. Germany put the “hissed” in history. ie Hunward, Christian soldiers! ng Few men have ever kissed a girl once. When a bookkeeper swears it is because he isn’t good at figures. USE THIS CHEST FREE Famous Piedmont Red Cedar Chests Your choice of number ef sts and designe maton 15 da trial. A Ped) 7 wed plsmass from mechs eres CHESTER 1. GARDE -USNRF: stor peseran Far for foe Drawn by Cursten I. Ganne, U.S.N.R.P. . Fe erccbrthgapreitt”” rue toaoy ; ; ; DMONT RED CEDAR CHEST CO., Dept. 97, AyoTtuer Liserty Bono comicbooks.com